nitwit of the house

jeff f

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had a cubicle.

a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

now my cubicle is my entire home. hell, the entire metropolitan area of portland becomes my office if need be.

i live the good life.
he deals pot illegally and doesnt pay any taxes on his business. therefor, he isnt even contributing to the system of govt punishment and is not affected by it. he doesnt have to play by the same rules as the legit businesses like mine and mcdonalds, and quite frankly, its obvious he could give two shits.

someday he will be legal....maybe....then he will be arguing our side. all small business argue our side, because they know.

illegal dope sellers dont.
 

jeff f

New Member
good job, sir!

don't look at viagra as a crutch, look at it as the shining accomplishment of thousands of years of mankind's progress.

i jerked off this morning. about an hour later, i noticed my wife was taking a nap....with the door closed. normally the door is open when she naps.

i walked in and noticed she did not look like she had been napping :hump:

so i jumped in and was done about a minute later. i don't think i've ever been that quick, especially after having rubbed one out so soon before :shock:

it was fucking awesome :cool:
i like opposums.....and pussy, definitely pussy
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
my argument is totaly valid. and when you start getting legislated on, believe me, you will get it. the rules and regs the govt is gonna put on you will be mind boggling. and they wont do it all at once. they will to it happy meal toy by happy meal toy until you become unprofitable.

look, this isnt rocket science. get your head out of mames ass and go ask some small business people how they are affected. go to a garage that does oil changes, or a company that builds houses, or mines anything. go ask them what the govt rules that are as stupid as banning toys, ask the the affects of the regulation.

that is what is destroying the middle class. they are making it damn near impossible to start, run, and maintain a small business.
i know plenty of people with small businesses. no male in my family has ever worked for anyone besides themselves (after enough years, that is).

my dad owns his own carpentry and renovation business, one uncle owns a lawn and landscape business, another uncle has a farm and keeps bees. my brother does electronics, mostly on cars, but has just branched into home security.

these businesses have endured through many ages and are not going away anytime soon.

and my business? well, it will become legitimate soon enough, as long as people like you accept that any legitimate business will be subject to taxes and regulations.

you growing anything green this summer?
 

jeff f

New Member
viagra should be called super penis, or penis of steel, or holy fuck my cocks hard.

you know, something catchy like that.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
he deals pot illegally and doesnt pay any taxes on his business. therefor, he isnt even contributing to the system of govt punishment and is not affected by it. he doesnt have to play by the same rules as the legit businesses like mine and mcdonalds, and quite frankly, its obvious he could give two shits.

someday he will be legal....maybe....then he will be arguing our side. all small business argue our side, because they know.

illegal dope sellers dont.
thanks for modifying it from 'illegal dope pusher' to 'illegal dope seller'.

but i would like to think of myself more as a 'cannabis grower', as my grows all meet legal medical standards, and i am not good at the moving of it.

and 'dope' is not the preferred nomenclature. cannabis, please.
 

jeff f

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i know plenty of people with small businesses. no male in my family has ever worked for anyone besides themselves (after enough years, that is).

my dad owns his own carpentry and renovation business, one uncle owns a lawn and landscape business, another uncle has a farm and keeps bees. my brother does electronics, mostly on cars, but has just branched into home security.

these businesses have endured through many ages and are not going away anytime soon.

and my business? well, it will become legitimate soon enough, as long as people like you accept that any legitimate business will be subject to taxes and regulations.

you growing anything green this summer?
i have a few on the farm. i hope it becomes legal here to because i will be all over starting my own store/farm.

surely you family businesses have been hurt by plenty of regulations. if they havent been forced to downsize, or close becuase of regs, then consider themselves lucky.

its really tough right now starting a small business because you are force to abide by all the regulation upfront.

if you have been in business a while, a little here and there is easier to adjust too. starting out? puts a nail in the coffin. and that puts the nail in the coffin before you can open the business and thats one of the main reasons we arent recovering.
 

Charlie Ventura

Active Member
i banged my gf 7 times from friday evening through this morning. which was the most i have done in quite some time. i was rather proud of myself.

i must admit, i did need the help of viagra. but still, thats gotta be a record for me since i turned 40, some 8 1/2 years ago.

did i mention she is 16 years younger with the body of a goddess. 5'3, smallish boobs, tiny waste, thick tight legs of an ice skater, and beautiful creamy white skin. mmm mmm good :)
Man, they don't make 'em like they used to, Jeff. I once banged my girlfriend ONCE from Friday all the way through Sunday. :lol:
 

jeff f

New Member
thanks for modifying it from 'illegal dope pusher' to 'illegal dope seller'.

but i would like to think of myself more as a 'cannabis grower', as my grows all meet legal medical standards, and i am not good at the moving of it.

and 'dope' is not the preferred nomenclature. cannabis, please.
current law knows you as a dope pusher. no different than a smack dealer, stolen car parts seller, etc. youre illegal as fuck and will be jailed if caught.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
i have a few on the farm. i hope it becomes legal here to because i will be all over starting my own store/farm.

surely you family businesses have been hurt by plenty of regulations. if they havent been forced to downsize, or close becuase of regs, then consider themselves lucky.

its really tough right now starting a small business because you are force to abide by all the regulation upfront.

if you have been in business a while, a little here and there is easier to adjust too. starting out? puts a nail in the coffin. and that puts the nail in the coffin before you can open the business and thats one of the main reasons we arent recovering.
well, suppose there was much less regulation.

suppose, for example, that anti-trust laws did not exist.

think of the barriers to entry for a new small business having to compete with megamonolithmonopoly, inc. versus some reasonable amount of regulations.

either extreme is bad, is my point. even you would admit some regulations, perhaps even many of them, are needed.
 

jeff f

New Member
Man, they don't make 'em like they used to, Jeff. I once banged my girlfriend ONCE from Friday all the way through Sunday. :lol:

haha, i know. when my wife was in college i went through a dozen pack of trojans from friday to saturday night. not because i filled them all up, but because i burned them all off..
 

jeff f

New Member
well, suppose there was much less regulation.

suppose, for example, that anti-trust laws did not exist.

think of the barriers to entry for a new small business having to compete with megamonolithmonopoly, inc. versus some reasonable amount of regulations.

either extreme is bad, is my point. even you would admit some regulations, perhaps even many of them, are needed.

sure some are, banning a toy isnt.
 

UncleBuck

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current law knows you as a dope pusher. no different than a smack dealer, stolen car parts seller, etc. youre illegal as fuck and will be jailed if caught.
not likely.

some dude i trimmed with last fall was caught with 400+ plants. his roommate violated his probation and he got busted.

he got 3 years probation.

i am pretty darn close to my legal limit: 2 patients, myself and a cancer patient, both with 6 flowering. i have a few more in veg than i should, but the law dictates that all they can do is make me get rid of the ones in excess of the law. and i have the law printed up and sitting by the door in case that situation becomes reality.

i have lawyers in the family too. i will not be going to jail.
 

UncleBuck

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sure some are, banning a toy isnt.
they didn't ban the toy. you can still get it with a healthier meal. you can even order some fries on the side if you want your kids to have the junk food.

tyranny, $0.99 of greasy french fries for a developing child at a time. :lol:
 

jeff f

New Member
they didn't ban the toy. you can still get it with a healthier meal. you can even order some fries on the side if you want your kids to have the junk food.

tyranny, $0.99 of greasy french fries for a developing child at a time. :lol:
banning greasy foods isnt ligitimate either. banning cannibis isnt legit, banning msg isnt, banning sugary drinks isnt.....and on and on.

lucky you with lawyers.
 

UncleBuck

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lucky you with lawyers.
another benefit to marrying up :hump:

and no, i did not do it on purpose. i was already smitten before i realized her family was quite well off. not rich, but certainly affluent and with durable investments like property and whatnot.
 

UncleBuck

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. I think you are confused over the difference between Jail and Prison. If you get arrested at all, you will go to jail before you see a judge.
you got me.

i'll be out in the back yard wallowing in shame for a while. we moved the baby ducks out today, mama chicken was going stir crazy being cooped inside with the ducklings.
 
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