I Made A Sandwich
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RyanTheRhino
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RyanTheRhino
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funny sandwich story.
My freind came over and went outside to smoke a cigarette . my other friend just got back from his construction job and took the bread and wiped all the ball sweat onto it.
He comes back in and takes a bite we all start laughing. he has no idea and it was like that point where you don't really tell some one because it was really fucked.
He finishes the sandwich and say " That was the best sandwich i ever had" lmao
My freind came over and went outside to smoke a cigarette . my other friend just got back from his construction job and took the bread and wiped all the ball sweat onto it.
He comes back in and takes a bite we all start laughing. he has no idea and it was like that point where you don't really tell some one because it was really fucked.
He finishes the sandwich and say " That was the best sandwich i ever had" lmao
UncleBuck
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oh, i did. i did.
DarthD3vl
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I have a similar story with a three year old bloody tampon stuffed in a box of tabasco cheeze-its.
only we showed him the tampon.
no vaginas were harmed during that prank. except the one that ate the cheeze-its..
Sr. Verde
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Johnnyorganic
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A sammich thread.
Truly worthy.
There was a shop in Austin that made the BEST falafel sandwich.
I heard it has since closed.
Longhorn PoBoys, adjacent to the Law School where Medical Arts intersects with Dean Keaton.
Oh, baby.
A falafel sandwich in a whole wheat wrap with lettuce and tomato and dripping with tahini sauce. Salt and vinegar chips on the side.
<drool>
Truly worthy.
There was a shop in Austin that made the BEST falafel sandwich.
I heard it has since closed.
Longhorn PoBoys, adjacent to the Law School where Medical Arts intersects with Dean Keaton.
Oh, baby.
A falafel sandwich in a whole wheat wrap with lettuce and tomato and dripping with tahini sauce. Salt and vinegar chips on the side.
<drool>
UncleBuck
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ever had a cornish pasty?A sammich thread.
Truly worthy.
There was a shop in Austin that made the BEST falafel sandwich.
I heard it has since closed.
Longhorn PoBoys, adjacent to the Law School where Medical Arts runs intersects with Dean Keaton.
Oh, baby.
A falafel sandwich in a whole wheat wrap with lettuce and tomato and dripping with tahini sauce. Salt and vinegar chips on the side.
<drool>
http://www.cornishpastyco.com/index.html
i used to devour these things in college. i probably couldn't finish a whole one nowadays.
Johnnyorganic
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I can't say that I have.
But I could not eat one thing on that menu. I mean I COULD, but I would not.
Every item has a dead animal in it.
Daath
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I just finished two toasted tuna sandwiches before I ran into this thread. I'll get you some pics of them in about 12 hours.
UncleBuck
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hmmm, i thought they made one or two for the vegetarians, especially with all the PETA-tards that ASU hosted.
they might have a place that makes cornish pasties in your neck of the woods, but i would wager to say they will not be as good as these.
what prompted you to go vegetarian? (if you don't mind me asking)
UncleBuck
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oh, just found this johnny.
http://www.cornishpastyco.com/menu/vege/index.html
they have a vegetarian menu. if you're ever near phoenix, drop by tempe on your way.
http://www.cornishpastyco.com/menu/vege/index.html
they have a vegetarian menu. if you're ever near phoenix, drop by tempe on your way.
Johnnyorganic
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Empathy.
I realize this might seem strange coming from a Conservative.
But it's true.
UncleBuck
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well, you're not the average conservative, in your defense.
johnny the humanitarian.
Karmapuff
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I don't get people's obsession with with carbonated distilled water with high amounts of sugar and chemicals as "refreshing".. When I was a child I never liked Soda, my mom just bought it more then she did bottled water.
When I get high I drink vitamin water... It's not like it helps much but it sure beats the hell out of soda and is alot healthier.
You don't see fucking animals consuming that shit... Just think of yourself as a highly evolved free minded animal... Eat a diet high in greens (organic) and you should be a healthy person for the rest of your life.
I use marijuana as a tool to better myself, some people use it to get more pleasure out of life which is fine.. but while you are under the influence look at yourself in the mirror. Reflect upon your mental status, slice yourself open and take a bite... tell me how it tastes...
Repair and improve yourself with every toke...imo
When I get high I drink vitamin water... It's not like it helps much but it sure beats the hell out of soda and is alot healthier.
You don't see fucking animals consuming that shit... Just think of yourself as a highly evolved free minded animal... Eat a diet high in greens (organic) and you should be a healthy person for the rest of your life.
I use marijuana as a tool to better myself, some people use it to get more pleasure out of life which is fine.. but while you are under the influence look at yourself in the mirror. Reflect upon your mental status, slice yourself open and take a bite... tell me how it tastes...
Repair and improve yourself with every toke
...imo
Carne Seca
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I must have lived a sheltered life. I have never seen food like that before. It looks delicious.