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kevin murphy

kevin murphy

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u are a legend mate just wat i want to hear on saturday mornin classic mate
dura72 said:
I was bored in Tesco's one day so i tried this

1.Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3.Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4.Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5.Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers I'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help me, I began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked my nose, and ate it.

9.While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were situated.

10.Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the theme tune from "Mission Impossible"

11.In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12.Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14.Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
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Ontheball

Ontheball

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kevin murphy said:
hahahahaha ontheball its time for reefas mate
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not when i havent fucking got any , worse thing is i thought fuck struggling for another day ill get a payday loan apparently i got to many loans and changed names to many times -.-

After careful review of your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to issue you a loan at this time. This decision was made based on identity verification, banking information and/or your financial history.
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Ontheball

Ontheball

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kevin murphy said:
it all goes after a certain point but try not to apply for credit for a while if you dont the credit score will go up over time..
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a couldnt give a fucking toss i given up anyways experian 30 day trial after that we charge £14.99 to ur account but dont give u an option to delete ur fucking account im sick sick of this world.
 
Ontheball

Ontheball

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OMFG THE CUNTS HAVE SUCKED ME INTO A RIGHT NUMBER HERE.

Do it all online but to cancel your account you have to fucking ring them god that shit drives me fucking sick with rage one day i really will be the loon on telly thats gone fucking mad and done a fight club.
 
Ontheball

Ontheball

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im going to going fucking so mental at these cunts

how fuck is it even legal for them todo that fucking shit , what if i dont have a phone you fucking cunts u absolutely fucking comipoab#'haet
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fuck nothing ,


NEVER BEEN SDO FUICKING ANGRY FUCKI NG OMG
 
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