Icy Hot Jerk Off Session And The Craigs List Sex Doll.

Murfy

Murfy

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all kidding aside-

i you can take icy hot on your pecker, you're a better man than me. that shit is no joke, it'll make ya puke it burns so sbad.LOL

one time i put a pic of 30 dildos in one pic and listed it on craigslist as slightly used sex toys, with some witty saying. you wouldn't believe the emails i got. hundreds.
 
beardo

beardo

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Pipe Dream said:
A used sex doll? Ewww.
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medicalmaryjane said:
gross, you and your friend share a used sexdoll from craigslist?
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cmt1984 said:
this is just wrong in so many ways...the worst of which being you would buy a USED sex toy...

i really hope this was a joke..
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lakew00d said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I hope it wasnt a used one. thats just.... wrong
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bethanybrawndo said:
gross

10char
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I don't see why everyones so judgemental, I was only the second owner, the guy I got it from said he was the only one who used it, and since I've had it only like 8 or 12 people have used it and I quit using it anyways, it's really not a big deal, a second hand sex doll is pretty clean when you think about it, I meen how many dudes have fucked your average woman? At least I kind of know everyone whos been up in my sex doll how many of you can say the same for your wives or girlfriends- I don't get why people are so quick to think theres something wrong with something just because you yourself don't do it.
 
Jakabok Botch

Jakabok Botch

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fssalaska said:
Ok, so you have your jar of Icy Hot, and you think....damn this stuff is soothing. You also have your penis, to which you also think...damn this stuff is soothing. Being the genius mathematician that you are, you put 1 and 1 together and hatch this great idea. So you slather it on and begin your wrist exercises. It tingles. Its cool. It burns like all hell.
After finishing the dirty work, your penis feels supersensitive to the point of pain. The active ingredients in Icy Hot is Methyl Salicylate and Menthol, which causes an inability to lose your erection. So now you have a rock hard painful erection, which is now turning blue and purple because of the chemicals that you decided to play with.
Once again, being one who thinks with their brain, you decide to wash it off with a nice hot shower. Jumping into the steam, you now have a new understanding of pleasure vs. pain. Although you eventually washed it off, it was not without periods of jumping out of the tub for fear that your penis was on fire.
For the rest of the day you are condemned to walk around with a bright, glowing red, and semi-erect penis. Maybe next time you'll remember that masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea.
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much experience???
 
beardo

beardo

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It's big in Japan..
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beardo

beardo

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bethanybrawndo said:
whats wrong with real women?
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They don't want to settle down for a long term relationship, they just want to use me for sex or for money and there allways looking for something better and letting me know that they want better or deserve better or have had better, they allways lie or cheat or steal and some of them have done all these - there allways ungrateful or say hurtful things and allways leave me hurt and alone- I haven't given up though- I want to get married- I just want a good honest woman who wants to stay home a lot and can keep the house clean and likes lots of boring sex with me, i've quit looking im just waiting and im sure someday ill meet a woman whos down for that- I want a woman who wants to get old with me
 
beardo

beardo

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bethanybrawndo said:
whats wrong with real women?
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beardo said:
They don't want to settle down for a long term relationship, they just want to use me for sex or for money and there allways looking for something better and letting me know that they want better or deserve better or have had better, they allways lie or cheat or steal and some of them have done all these - there allways ungrateful or say hurtful things and allways leave me hurt and alone- I haven't given up though- I want to get married- I just want a good honest woman who wants to stay home a lot and can keep the house clean and likes lots of boring sex with me, i've quit looking im just waiting and im sure someday ill meet a woman whos down for that- I want a woman who wants to get old with me
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And they seem to ignore me when I'm being serious...
 
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smokey mcsmokester

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That takes balls to buy a used sex doll off of craigs list...Just imagine how awkward the phone call must have been....

seller: Hello

beardo: Uhhh...Hi I was calling about the used sex doll you have for sale...

seller: uhhh yeah we still have it....

beardo: oh cool, how much are you asking for her?

seller: $200 n believe me she's worth every penny...

beardo: oh yeah? what kind of shape is she in?

seller: she has a real nice figure and a pear shaped ass. And she's well worn in.....

beardo: nad dang it....Ill take her!!!

seller: Ok.. Ill even throw in a tub of vicks vapo RUB......or wait......ermmm ummmmm icy hot.....



lol....
 
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