Gays are Human too, just confused

potpimp

potpimp

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I think all gays suck, but that's just my opinion. I hope my sentence syntax was correct, my grammar and spelling spot on and no dangling (OMG!) ...participles, or HUNG gerunds. I think uncle buck hates all straight people; typical gay.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Dizzle Frost said:
nobody, fortunatley my parents didnt harbour that fucked up gene that your poor excuse for a bloodline did....i can proudly say im from along line of military men who are proud to fuck random women across the world and fight for the rights for your degreaded genetic pool to enjoy. And for the record, there is NOT one queer in my family, you can try to convert them to...but there not as mellow as i am.
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by the way, i felt i should point out what you're doing here.

what you're doing here is an attempt to quell cognitive dissonance. as we all know, you are an admitted homophobe, and evidence indicates that homophobes get turned on when watching gay porn.

you don't want to think of yourself as harboring homosexual feelings, so you are trying to distance yourself for safety. everyone else is "gay" (or at least not as straight as you) and you are straight. as straight as they can be. no one in your family is even gay!

that is why you keep trying so hard to call me gay as well, it is a futile attempt on your part to quell the cognitive dissonance you are feeling as you harbor your latently homosexual feelings. cool defense mechanism, but easily detected as it manifests itself very obviously.
 
potpimp

potpimp

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Weird uncle buck, you're the only other person besides myself that I have heard use the term "cognitive dissonance". Maybe you're not pedantic after all.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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potpimp said:
I think all gays suck, but that's just my opinion. I hope my sentence syntax was correct, my grammar and spelling spot on and no dangling (OMG!) ...participles, or HUNG gerunds. I think uncle buck hates all straight people; typical gay.
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not all gays suck. the lesbian crowd licks ;)
 
UncleBuck

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DSB65 said:
Guess i should start a uncle buck thread on fri...................
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i would welcome that.

it would be a battle of wits, and you would be showing up unarmed. wouldn't really be a battle, that would be crediting you with wit when you clearly lack it entirely.
 
Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

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UncleBuck said:
by the way, i felt i should point out what you're doing here.

what you're doing here is an attempt to quell cognitive dissonance. as we all know, you are an admitted homophobe, and evidence indicates that homophobes get turned on when watching gay porn.

you don't want to think of yourself as harboring homosexual feelings, so you are trying to distance yourself for safety. everyone else is "gay" (or at least not as straight as you) and you are straight.

that is why you keep trying so hard to call me gay as well, it is a futile attempt on your part to quell the cognitive dissonance you are feeling as you harbor your latently homosexual feelings. cool defense mechanism, but easily detected.
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..... leave your shitty dick dreams and fantasies outa my world , yur not gaining and gay ground here
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Dizzle Frost said:
..... leave your shitty dick dreams and fantasies outa my world , yur not gaining and gay ground here
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see? you did it again!

you CAN't be gay. no one in your family is gay or can be convinced to be gay. in fact, not only are they not gay, they are REAL men, military men (and we all know that there are NO gays in the military).

however, everyone who doesn't just HATE gays like you, well, they ARE gay. so gay. liberace gay.

it's so cute watching you struggle with your latent homosexuality while i sit here completely secure in my heterosexuality.
 
Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

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UncleBuck said:
see? you did it again!

you CAN't be gay. no one in your family is gay or can be convinced to be gay. in fact, not only are they not gay, they are REAL men, military men (and we all know that there are NO gays in the military).

however, everyone who doesn't just HATE gays like you, well, they ARE gay. so gay. liberace gay.

it's so cute watching you struggle with your latent homosexuality while i sit here completely secure in my heterosexuality.
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who the fuck is liberace?
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Dizzle Frost said:
Wits have nothing to do with spell check tinkerbell
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spell check doesn't point out incorrect usage of "your" and "you're" or "there", "their", and "they're" which are things you struggle mightily with.

and i don't need spell check to spell any of the words you completely butcher in your feeble attempts to convince us that you're not a latent homosexual.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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UncleBuck said:
see? you did it again!

you CAN't be gay. no one in your family is gay or can be convinced to be gay. in fact, not only are they not gay, they are REAL men, military men (and we all know that there are NO gays in the military).

however, everyone who doesn't just HATE gays like you, well, they ARE gay. so gay. liberace gay.

it's so cute watching you struggle with your latent homosexuality while i sit here completely secure in my heterosexuality.
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I know you didn't just call Liberace gay!
 
DSB65

DSB65

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unclebuck said:
i would welcome that.

It would be a battle of wits, and you would be showing up unarmed. Wouldn't really be a battle, that would be crediting you with wit when you clearly lack it entirely.
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if you were only half as smart as you think you are.....you would be dangerous..
 
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