Fuck you!
Fuck me (running, with a chainsaw)
Fuck fucking, let me hit that now.
Fuck Gavin McInnes, showing up in his fucking underwear on Carson Fucking Daily JUST NOW.
Fuck Marissa Miller just showing up on Carson Fucking Daily before the fucker above. I mean, seriously, fuck her.
Fuck Unions (this may get me fucked), but really Fuck 'em!!!!!
Fuck um, oh yeah Fuck this!
FUCK SPRING!! its 87 degrees here in PHX today... 89 tomarrow... FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! i dont even own a pair of shorts nor a pair of sunglasses... FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!
Fuck being single
Fuck losing weight
Fuck my terrible spending habits
Fuck my paycheck not coming till about a week from now
I NEED TO SMOKE A BOWL, BUT I AM FUCKING OUT!