how do you know you're a stoner?

[Gafoogle]

what's the difference between someone who smokes pot and a stoner?

I know I'm a stoner because my greatest accomplishment is a tie between smoking at 4:20 every day without even realizing it and being able to navigate my way through pitch-black forest in order to sneak a few bowls.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

When you smoke weed.

Good to see you again Gafoogle.

 

[olylifter420]

when you laugh like one

 

[april]

what's the difference between someone who smokes pot and a stoner?

I know I'm a stoner because my greatest accomplishment is a tie between smoking at 4:20 every day without even realizing it and being able to navigate my way through pitch-black forest in order to sneak a few bowls.

LOL must be a female canuck stoner thing, damn have u ever hid in a home made igloo and hot boxed it, lmfao the walls turned yellow lol
Also brewing hash puffs is possible to do inside a big puffy winter coat lol Teacher was about 20 feet away when i pulled that off lol.
I wonder if the principal ever smoked that half oz he found on me, Ya i'm a stoner lol

 

[darkdestruction420]

when you find an oz of bud you forgot you had and it doesnt matter to you since youve got 8 more you didnt forget about. back in the day i would of danced around screaming fuck yeah in a state of extreme happiness for a few hours......

 

[april]

when you find an oz of bud you forgot you had and it doesnt matter to you since youve got 8 more you didnt forget about. back in the day i would of danced around screaming fuck yeah in a state of extreme happiness for a few hours......

I have randomly misplaced 2 small jars of weed in my house no idea how lol i truly think my cats are fucking with me !!!!

I can't find my monkey puppet either, i usualy stash stuff up inside him, but even he is MIA ???? Dude lol i'm telling u it's the fucking cats

 

[D.B.Doober]

i know I'm a stoner because I'd rather rip some fat bong hits and eat some cake than get all dressed up and go "clubbing." Ugh. By the way, I'm eating carrot cake..right now.

 

[sso]

well, i suppose i fit the classical definition in enough ways.

but i actually find it rather ridiculous, describing myself with anything more than "i am".

(though i dont mind being called a stoner (folks can call me what they want, i do the same )

 

[MJstudent]

when you stop smoking every day and start smoking all day.

 

[darkdestruction420]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....carrot cake. its weird i used to hate it but as i grew up it somehow ended up as one of my favorites, kind of like with candy corn.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

when you stop smoking every day and start smoking all day.

If you were smoking all day you'd also be smoking every day. You can't stop smoking every day but start smoking all day.

 

[april]

i know I'm a stoner because I'd rather rip some fat bong hits and eat some cake than get all dressed up and go "clubbing." Ugh. By the way, I'm eating carrot cake..right now.

Ya back in my younger days my girls could not drag me out if i had some good weed, damn hanging out with a bunch of fake ass people or chilling with actual friends and getting high making a wonderful meal or dessert seems like a normal night in my house Fuck the bar it's for single douche bags, pubs can be fun but i hate clubs !!! The music drives me mental lol

 

[Clonex]

when you wake up in the upright position asleep , dribbling on the ps3 controller , and the on screen gran turismo car is scraping along the outside of the track , sparks flying.....

 

[Gafoogle]

Good to see you again Gafoogle.

thanks. this site is like a magnet when I'm high

LOL must be a female canuck stoner thing

what isn't april? we're two peas in a pod, I tell ya

 

[DSB65]

i forgot what its like being a stoner being without weed for 3 months..

 

[april]

i forgot what its like being a stoner being without weed for 3 months..

AWW muffin u need a bong, i wish i could share one with ya

 

[april]

when you wake up in the upright position asleep , dribbling on the ps3 controller , and the on screen gran turismo car is scraping along the outside of the track , sparks flying.....

Or u wake up to ur kitten freaking the fuck out cause u just tipped ur bong over and covered her in bong water lmfao

 

[DSB65]

AWW muffin u need a bong, i wish i could share one with ya

i dont even have a bong or pipe any more..hoping one of my girls will be ready by the middle of next month..then it will be all joints

 

[jamboss]

i know im a stoner because when i get good weed, the look, the smell, the texture and then when i roll a good spliff take the 1st draw, inhale, release slowly through the nose, inhale again, once more slowly through the nose and mouth simultaneously, another draw repeat, look at the spliff, blue smoke rising, i feel like just won the fucking lotto!

 

[silasraven]

pot head pulls you into fuck up shit, then calls you a lair when you tryed to shock them into reality, stoner, paid attion the whole time, and learns the katz are running an illegal bounty hunter ring and created the lie to bounce!