how do you know you're a stoner?

[Hepheastus420]

When you smoke until you can't top laughing.... Everyday.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I am passionate about the plant- taste, smell, texture, history, role in culture, look of the plants, how they work, what strains do and where they come from. I like all things weed-related and things not weed-related, I relate to weed. An occassion is always better if weed is involved. Most of the innuendo I pick up is weed-related, not sexual.

I can't hear 'grams' or any kind of currency without thinking about it in terms of weed.

I watch stupid stoner movies and do stupid stoner shit like going on a hotboxing tent tour in local parks and gardens or run around museums and art galleries high as fuck.

I think Amsterdam is a little patch of heaven on earth.

I smoke with teachers, grandparents and police officers.

And I like to be high every day.

I think I qualify ^^;

Because I <3 weed.

It doesn't make me cool, but I enjoy it. Every alcoholic I know hates their situation. Stonerdom is a culture people tend to enjoy, unlike the social groups formed by 'other drug users'.

 

[Carne Seca]

I am passionate about the plant- taste, smell, texture, history, role in culture, look of the plants, how they work, what strains do and where they come from. I like all things weed-related and things not weed-related, I relate to weed. An occassion is always better if weed is involved. Most of the innuendo I pick up is weed-related, not sexual.

I can't hear 'grams' or any kind of currency without thinking about it in terms of weed.

I watch stupid stoner movies and do stupid stoner shit like going on a hotboxing tent tour in local parks and gardens or run around museums and art galleries high as fuck.

I think Amsterdam is a little patch of heaven on earth.

I smoke with teachers, grandparents and police officers.

And I like to be high every day.

I think I qualify ^^;

Because I <3 weed.

It doesn't make me cool, but I enjoy it. Every alcoholic I know hates their situation. Stonerdom is a culture people tend to enjoy, unlike the social groups formed by 'other drug users'.

 

[smokealotmore]

Whnyou wake up hit your bong all before your feet hit the floor

 

[Filthy Phil]

what's the difference between someone who smokes pot and a stoner?

I know I'm a stoner because my greatest accomplishment is a tie between smoking at 4:20 every day without even realizing it and being able to navigate my way through pitch-black forest in order to sneak a few bowls.

If you buy your own weed, your a stoner, you make plans and carry out behavior with the intention of getting stoned. If you smoke other peoples weed, then you just smoke weed. If you're the latter come over, i'll roll you a fatty from my personal just for the sadistic pleasure of getting you waaaaay too stoned

 

[Filthy Phil]

Or...you know your a stoner when you smoke enough at one sitting to completely incapacitate your average bear...or person.

Or, you find ot irresistable to write silly posts that you know noone else will laugh at, but you get the giggles when you press enter....because it allllmakes sense to youuuuu

Guilty

 

[cannabineer]

From the eponymous thread in Stonable Quotables. cn

you know your a stoner when youve been throwing rocks at a woman accused of premarital sex.

 

[Carne Seca]

From the eponymous thread in Stonable Quotables. cn

Let he who is without sin.... get the fuck outta my house. Self-righteous bastard.

 

[BA142]

I didn't consider myself a stoner till I always had a constant supply of weed. Basically becoming a daily smoker

 

[cannabineer]

Let he who is without sin.... get the fuck outta my house. Self-righteous bastard.

If your house is extensively glazed ... should you be throwing out stoners? cn

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Let he who is without sin.... get the fuck outta my house. Self-righteous bastard.

I like 'em.