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Dwezelitsame

Dwezelitsame

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2 many 2 pacs

whut da fuk when i came ova here toyo house i get face full of guns
i got flat as they say in brooklyn

but not for nutn ma-you might need sum mental help
caus you one sick azzed cookie

but you grow sum mean greens
an take sum pics of sum smokin scens

so i hope day dont put yo azz away in da funy farm
day cumn to take you away today
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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supersillybilly said:
Hey Ambz, is that a view u have from your house????
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no it is not a veiw from my house. it was taken from the state mental instatution after i just visited my friend that has been comitted. we climbed on top of the roof smoked a bowl and snapped some pictures before he had to go back to his cell for his meds.

billcollector99 said:
I get reactions when trimming sometimes too, you have to remember - do not wipe your face or eyes while trimming, resin can burn you - not literally, but your puffy eyes say otherwise ;)
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I think i figured out why my nose was bleeding and my eyes got itchy and swollen after harvesting the Pineapple chunks last night.
My nose was still bleeding pretty bad this morning. You see i filmed a hard core XXX video with them last night that im going to post for you all.
This is the best video i have ever made in my life. but i obviously paid a dear price for it.
Please stay tuned for this exciting video in the next couple days.


Thank you all so much for you support and admiration.love dr trichome.



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thank you everyone for the nice compliments.
 
konagirl420

konagirl420

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Yay you go girl always love the pics and I fucking love your creativity hahahhaa I know I spelled that wrong hehehehehe oh well ;) hahahahaha gonna have a new place by the time you make it to Cali and a whole 420 party hehehehehe and whatever but ya sooo glad we both have exciting things working out Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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im in detox mode. unfortunetly. i might have a drug test in about a week so here is the plan
please feel free to add any other ueful advice if you know of anything.

no smoking for a week
drink lots of water
drink lots of green tea and cranberry juice
drink apple cider vinegar (2 tablespoons with 8 oz water a pinch of lemon and some sugar) 3 times a day
work out every day and use the sauna after work outs
eat lots of oatmeal
detox tea

i might still get some urineluck to drink the day of... but its such a rip off.. 35 dollars for like a 16 oz drink? what the hell is in it.. they dont even say
there were some other helpful things to do in the bathroom but i might get nervous and fuck things up..
like fill the cup up with water from the tap.. (if the water is on in there) take water from the toliet bowl and fill up the cup half way then pee in it.
if the tolit water is blue, take off the back of the toliet tank cover and take the water from the tanks spout .
 
supersillybilly

supersillybilly

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
im in detox mode. unfortunetly. i might have a drug test in about a week so here is the plan
please feel free to add any other ueful advice if you know of anything.

no smoking for a week
drink lots of water
drink lots of green tea and cranberry juice
drink apple cider vinegar (2 tablespoons with 8 oz water a pinch of lemon and some sugar) 3 times a day
work out every day and use the sauna after work outs
eat lots of oatmeal
detox tea

i might still get some urineluck to drink the day of... but its such a rip off.. 35 dollars for like a 16 oz drink? what the hell is in it.. they dont even say
there were some other helpful things to do in the bathroom but i might get nervous and fuck things up..
like fill the cup up with water from the tap.. (if the water is on in there) take water from the toliet bowl and fill up the cup half way then pee in it.
if the tolit water is blue, take off the back of the toliet tank cover and take the water from the tanks spout .
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If your urine is too dilute, its a fail, so no drinking loads of water on the day of the test. Im sure Ive heard less excersise is better but I may be wrong. Im sure you will be fine, good idea to take the detox drinks
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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thanks silly.. the tch is stored in fat so exercise is good.. sweating is good. makes me wonder if someone has zero body fat. they dont have to worry?
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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hahah, yeah , metabolism slows down. Its important to exercise and stay fit. It makes you feel better. I like getting high and working out.
One thing i have noticed as i get older, i dont have as big of an appatite, so i dont eat as much.
im lucky my gym has a sauna to sweat out the tch. i fuckin hate saunas though, that is going to be hard. they make me feel like im going to pass out. lol
 
billcollector99

billcollector99

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They dont measure for THC, they measure for the metabolites of certain drugs, if the metabolites are present then they know what drugs you have done.
 
CampUnderDog

CampUnderDog

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
im in detox mode. unfortunetly. i might have a drug test in about a week so here is the plan
please feel free to add any other ueful advice if you know of anything.

no smoking for a week
drink lots of water
drink lots of green tea and cranberry juice
drink apple cider vinegar (2 tablespoons with 8 oz water a pinch of lemon and some sugar) 3 times a day
work out every day and use the sauna after work outs
eat lots of oatmeal
detox tea

i might still get some urineluck to drink the day of... but its such a rip off.. 35 dollars for like a 16 oz drink? what the hell is in it.. they dont even say
there were some other helpful things to do in the bathroom but i might get nervous and fuck things up..
like fill the cup up with water from the tap.. (if the water is on in there) take water from the toliet bowl and fill up the cup half way then pee in it.
if the tolit water is blue, take off the back of the toliet tank cover and take the water from the tanks spout .
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just flush with lots and lots of water and teas and shit... dont go all crazy and use toilet water... had friends fail that way. just flush your system, and drink a gallon of water an hour or so before you go... thats what that urine clean shit is gonna tell you to do anyways... all it is is more b vitamins and shit to color your urine normal color... so drink a monster energy before you go in too...
 
konagirl420

konagirl420

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
im in detox mode. unfortunetly. i might have a drug test in about a week so here is the plan
please feel free to add any other ueful advice if you know of anything.

no smoking for a week
drink lots of water
drink lots of green tea and cranberry juice
drink apple cider vinegar (2 tablespoons with 8 oz water a pinch of lemon and some sugar) 3 times a day
work out every day and use the sauna after work outs
eat lots of oatmeal
detox tea

i might still get some urineluck to drink the day of... but its such a rip off.. 35 dollars for like a 16 oz drink? what the hell is in it.. they dont even say
there were some other helpful things to do in the bathroom but i might get nervous and fuck things up..
like fill the cup up with water from the tap.. (if the water is on in there) take water from the toliet bowl and fill up the cup half way then pee in it.
if the tolit water is blue, take off the back of the toliet tank cover and take the water from the tanks spout .
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Awwww this sucks I feel for ya girl and went through it years ago.........I used I combo of pre detox pills and then did not smoke and then used a drink I wanted to be xtra carefule and not mess it up....... I am very glad I did now..... yes things have been a lil crazy for me lately but thank God not anymore :)
 
SmoochieBoochies

SmoochieBoochies

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I have passed many drug tests (5, 7, 12 panel), and used many different strategies, but the common theme is that you load up on water and carbohydrates 1-3 hours before the test. The carbs cause you to retain water in fat cells, rather than flush water, and metabolizing carbs, rather than stored fat, so their are no metabolites present in the urine.

So down a 32 oz yellow gatorade and collect the sample after emptying about 1/3 of your bladder. This cleans the urinary tract and supposedly drains the heavier, toxin-laden water. The hard part for me is holding a 32 oz piss for up to an hour. I had to run outside and go behind a bush one time, they were just too slow, and I was in horrible pain.

Otherwise, you are on a solid detox plan. The vinegar is my favorite. That folk remedy gave me a taste for aged balsamic and malt vinegar, ha ha! Good luck!
 
supersillybilly

supersillybilly

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SmoochieBoochies said:
I have passed many drug tests (5, 7, 12 panel), and used many different strategies, but the common theme is that you load up on water and carbohydrates 1-3 hours before the test. The carbs cause you to retain water in fat cells, rather than flush water, and metabolizing carbs, rather than stored fat, so their are no metabolites present in the urine.

So down a 32 oz yellow gatorade and collect the sample after emptying about 1/3 of your bladder. This cleans the urinary tract and supposedly drains the heavier, toxin-laden water. The hard part for me is holding a 32 oz piss for up to an hour. I had to run outside and go behind a bush one time, they were just too slow, and I was in horrible pain.

Otherwise, you are on a solid detox plan. The vinegar is my favorite. That folk remedy gave me a taste for aged balsamic and malt vinegar, ha ha! Good luck!
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PPPPlllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssseeeee can I go 1st for the urine test, cross legged and bent over. I can just picture it. lol
 
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