How fast can i pass a drug test?

LuckyReturner

New Member
Smoked every day for about three weeks, smoking now. Thick bowls multiple times a day. Is there any way i can possibly dilute my piss in 48 hours so i dont fail a drug test?
 

scroglodyte

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no. the only way to be assured passing, is abstinence. 5 weeks for a daily, heavy smoker. you'll have to use trickery. although beware; if you get caught, that prolly won't lead to a job.
 

scroglodyte

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your urine's osmolality will be skewed if you dilute it, and you can suffer water toxicity. if your pee is too dilute.......its a fail.
 

redivider

Well-Known Member
this is a lie.

1) drink a shit ton of water. you have to be needing to take a piss every 10-15 mins.

2) get some protein bars and a mulitvitamin.

3) the morning of the test eat some protein bars, take a 1-2 tsbp of apple cider vinegar, and about 1hr before the test take the multi vitamin...

pass!!! buahaha
 

golddog

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Eating lots of Asparagus is the key!

Then drink lots of water - it will make you pee very colorful and smells funny :leaf:

Been smoking almost daily for 40 years, I passed my test with Smelly colors :bigjoint:
 

tet1953

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There are products you can use too, available from places like GNC. I think Strip is one. You still need to drink a lot for about 2 days and then you drink this quart of stuff about an hour before you go to the test. It is true that drinking a lot of water is easily detectible due to dilution, these products replace the creatinine and stuff that gets depleted. Costs about $50.
 

stonerman

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Pay some dude 5 bucks to piss in a bottle for you? Maybe it does not even have to be a dude, even a chick, lol maybe you could mess with them if you could find a pregnant chicks piss.

There's also such thing called whizzanators, Basically strap on wieners, that fit around your waist, with synthetic urine, so if somebody had to visually see you pee in the bottle then it would be foolproof. :bigjoint:
 

SirShmokeAlot225

Active Member
5 weeks minimum; sorry. wanna be accurate on this one. more fat tissue.....more time.
Ummm not true. I smoke every day and I can be 100% clean in at most 10 days. So 5 weeks is bullshit. It's all about the amount of fat your body has. But neither here nor there. You wanna dilute it? Drink a gallon or two of water the night before. And drink a gallon before you go. Make sure your piss is clear. What you'll be doing is consuming so much water that it won't stay in your body long enough to pick up anything. Not a guaranteed pass but it's a pretty good shot.
 

kizphilly

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buy some clean piss thats my brother does hes been on parole for like 4 years never quit smoking
 

tet1953

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I have heard people swear by synthetic urine also. Depends if test is supervised or not.
 

ohmy

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Pay some dude 5 bucks to piss in a bottle for you? Maybe it does not even have to be a dude, even a chick, lol maybe you could mess with them if you could find a pregnant chicks piss.

There's also such thing called whizzanators, Basically strap on wieners, that fit around your waist, with synthetic urine, so if somebody had to visually see you pee in the bottle then it would be foolproof. :bigjoint:
I used one and the nurse wanted to know how i got a big color ful cock ;-) told her i had an accident and they gave me a bigger one this time
 
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