KeepingIrelandGreen
Active Member
Hi All
Was thinking wats the best trick you played??
I was on holidays in Majorca few years back. This big fat all over hairy German guy, & I mean back, chest everywhere (as they do ) kept moving my towel etc... most mornings when I beat him down to the pool to a different sunbed.
Anyway, I didnt give a fuck where I sat, but from the 1st day I arrived he did this. I wouldnt of minded if he had of told me that was he fav seat etc... I would of said no prolem.
So I watched him 1 morning as he came from breakfast to the pool having left his towel, sun lotion etc... before he went for breakfast. I swapped his sun lotion bottle with a bottle of his lotion filled with immac hair remover while he was eating.
I watched as he put it all over him, sat in the sun. Then about a half hour later he dived into the pool and came up to the top in a sea of hair He went fuckin ape shit Everyone at the pool laughed him out of it!!!!
Anyone anything better??
Was thinking wats the best trick you played??
I was on holidays in Majorca few years back. This big fat all over hairy German guy, & I mean back, chest everywhere (as they do ) kept moving my towel etc... most mornings when I beat him down to the pool to a different sunbed.
Anyway, I didnt give a fuck where I sat, but from the 1st day I arrived he did this. I wouldnt of minded if he had of told me that was he fav seat etc... I would of said no prolem.
So I watched him 1 morning as he came from breakfast to the pool having left his towel, sun lotion etc... before he went for breakfast. I swapped his sun lotion bottle with a bottle of his lotion filled with immac hair remover while he was eating.
I watched as he put it all over him, sat in the sun. Then about a half hour later he dived into the pool and came up to the top in a sea of hair He went fuckin ape shit Everyone at the pool laughed him out of it!!!!
Anyone anything better??