Annoying ass Christians.... not the religion just the people
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Pat the stoner
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That's probably because there are too many follower types who can't or don't think for themselves . I knew a church pastor who refused to throw those smelling of weed out of the church , and that was one reason for the church council to kick him out .
Johnnyorganic
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I challenge anyone who may assume I am against Christians to produce any evidence of such.
Just because I think their beliefs are silly does not in any way mean that I wish to eliminate said beliefs.
The First Amendment stands.
So believe in your invisible friend in the sky, and his zombie son - born of divine rape....
Just do not expect me to do the same.
Just because I think their beliefs are silly does not in any way mean that I wish to eliminate said beliefs.
The First Amendment stands.
So believe in your invisible friend in the sky, and his zombie son - born of divine rape....
Just do not expect me to do the same.
sso
Well-Known Member
oh well, at least they are doing it to be nice.
saving us from hell and all that, wrath of god.
saving us from our sins.
thats a pretty nice gesture.
though, well, they said that too during the dark ages, when they tortured people to death.
"Its for your own good, if i dont do it, ya burn forever! now smile and accept jesus and ill wet the fire bit so ya choke to death instead of burning slowly to death"
("amazingly" lot of people converted in those times)
saving us from hell and all that, wrath of god.
saving us from our sins.
thats a pretty nice gesture.
though, well, they said that too during the dark ages, when they tortured people to death.
"Its for your own good, if i dont do it, ya burn forever! now smile and accept jesus and ill wet the fire bit so ya choke to death instead of burning slowly to death"
("amazingly" lot of people converted in those times)
Wednesday
New Member
Pagans have done the same thing. We just celebrated Saint Valentine who was slaughtered by the Pagans for not practicing their religious beliefs. If you want to dance around a fucking tree and sing, have at. If you want to walk on hot coal, tattoo your body, pierce your ear, because you worship God, Satan, Allah, Buddha, or your box of Crayola crayons it's your business. And that's coming from me, a Christian. God loves people so that I don't have to.
sso
Well-Known Member
lol nice one.
yeah, its pretty much that way with religions
people get really uptight about their beliefs, because they are the foundation of their personal universe.
Pat the stoner
New Member
Did you mean the inquisition ? The inquisition is an example of a tyrranical government . Just because they call it a church to disguise it's true identity does not mean it isn't a government . Theres no telling how many were tortured or killed during this time . Funny I don't remember Jesus killing anyone .
Wednesday
New Member
He's still a pretty scary dude though.
Wednesday
New Member
That is so generalized and ignorant. Anytime you use the word "they", you should think about how many people you're including in that sentence.
april
Pickle Queen
I think Jesus is really a banana, no a peach.I challenge anyone who may assume I am against Christians to produce any evidence of such.
Just because I think their beliefs are silly does not in any way mean that I wish to eliminate said beliefs.
The First Amendment stands.
So believe in your invisible friend in the sky, and his zombie son - born of divine rape....
Just do not expect me to do the same.
Ur silly, wait where did i park my zebra ?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It is both unlawful and a bad idea to park it in one of the stripy spaces. cn
april
Pickle Queen
Phoque!
LMFAO i wonder if any "chubby" women park in the preggo spots and call everyone bluff, would u dare ask?
" U fat or fertilized?"
Pat the stoner
New Member
We parked the Shriners Hospital van in one and got a ticket .
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I got your Seal d'Approval! ~happy dance~ cn
Wednesday
New Member
I think if you're going to do this you should follow it with a positive. Like..."Ma'am if you're just fat, i'll knock you up for the low price of $75 so that you can park in the handicapped spots and ride the scooters." A ride for a ride type deal?