romney's not stiff when you unzip him
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Canna Sylvan
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All that proves is his wife should be President over him. But that's not saying much.
The real question we need answered, is Obama hung like his black or Irish side?
The real question we need answered, is Obama hung like his black or Irish side?
UncleBuck
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Harrekin
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They're both the same thing bro
Iv heard white Americans have little tiny chicklit dicks tho, any truth in the rumour?
Hucklberry
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Maybe so, but our tongues can reach your ole' ladies snatch from down the block.
UncleBuck
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actually, i checked it out.
american cocks weigh in at 5.1'' (12.9 cm for those who make a big fucking deal about the metric system), whereas ireland c(l)ocks in at 5'' (12.78cm for you metric system babies).
i love it when a thread turns into a dick swinging contest, and it seems downright appropriate in this thread.
Canna Sylvan
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I wasn't making this into any sort of contest. I was just being a dick.
Blaze Master
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i really wonder who gathers this kind of info and why? are there universities that get grants to compile penis data or something?
Carne Seca
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All it takes is one gay cruise.
UncleBuck
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being a dick* is fun.
dick* swinging contests are fun.
this thread is ripe for all sorts of dicking around*.
ann romney was very kind to offer to expose her husband's shortcomings* to the world.
this also explains 50% of the reputation willard has a person who is prone to flip-flop*.
ann romney might be taking some time off from the stump* after this gaffe.
the point is that once you unzip* the real mitt, you will see that he is a bit of a dick*.
*this satisfies the requirements for this thread.
UncleBuck
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*this satisfies the requirements for this thread.
UncleBuck
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Hucklberry
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I saw him when he was in Dicktroit he's speech reminded me of Tricky Dick!
scroglodyte
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anyone named "Mitt" has got to be a cheese-dick.
i'm sure Newt, is no porn star either.........
i'm sure Newt, is no porn star either.........
Canna Sylvan
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It's the same team Obama used to wash african penises using stimulus money.
UncleBuck
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according to willard's wife, governor hubbie could use a bit of blue stimulus*.
even better if said blue stimulus would aid in preventing HIV and AIDS, saving us foreign aid money in the end.
you know what they say about a stitch in time saves nine, same reason why we want to cover that little pill that we were all talking about a month or two ago.
note: blue stimulus may refer to the ARRA, which let you keep more of your hard earned tax dollars for yourself, or it may refer to the little blue pills romney has to take so that he's stiff when you unzip him.
Harrekin
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Dude in fairness, the average "black mamba" causes massive (no pun intended) outliers in those statistics.
Must mean you white American males have even smaller dicks than I thought before.
mccumcumber
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The Asian American population balances out those outliers. Did you know that the US patented whiskey? America!
The average "Alabama black snake" is just as big as everyone elses. All average penises are very close to the same size across race/ethnicities, the only real difference is in flaccid length, which black people do claim as the longest.
I say let'em brag about their snakes. I'll be busy layin the pipe.
And Newt probably hasn't seen his dick in a decade at least.
Rob Roy
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Well he IS about 65 or so. I always considered him a douchebag, but I guess I'll have to change that to limp dick.