When do you get a soul??

dashcues

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If you have come to this thread by hitting the 'last' tab this is what we have concluded after +530 posts.

When do you get a soul?
You get a soul on the second Sunday after initial intercourse has taken place. This period is reduced by 3 days if the mother is a virgin.

Thank you .... The end
Have to check my receipt,but I think mine came on the third Sunday.Is it still valid?
 

Moebius

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Have to check my receipt,but I think mine came on the third Sunday.Is it still valid?

A soul is not given to a fetus for a further week if;

1. Parents engaged in anal sex prior to insemination.
2. One or both parents had ginger hair.
3. Parents voted Republican/Conservative.

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jessy koons

New Member
My "Bubble" will never burst man. I think you are just angry at the people that have different "Bubbles" than you, maybe its because they put a lot more things in their bubbles and you dont see how those things can fit. "This fellow is putting things in his bubble that dont comply with scientific reasoning, skepticism, and my view of rationality, how dare he?! I must tell him how the world works according to my point of view and I shall shrink his bubble down to the size of mine".
The only bubbles of quality that I make are produced during my daily bath. I don't believe these bubbles have anything to do with anyone's soul though it is possible that I'm creating new souls as I wash. Could this be?
 

Doer

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I prefer to think of it as beer suds. Each bubble is self contained and is only beer on the outside. On the inside is a unique mixture of gasses.
One bubble can guess what the other is like. Looks like beer suds to me! Soull, mole, holy roll, who cares?

But, there is no way to know how that bubble is diffenent, how much and in what ways. That would busrt the bubble. Alter the experinment. Inject Uncertainty. All bubbles tend to rise, some rise the the top. In the end we all are burst.
 

eye exaggerate

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I prefer to think of it as beer suds. Each bubble is self contained and is only beer on the outside. On the inside is a unique mixture of gasses.
One bubble can guess what the other is like. Looks like beer suds to me! Soull, mole, holy roll, who cares?

But, there is no way to know how that bubble is diffenent, how much and in what ways. That would busrt the bubble. Alter the experinment. Inject Uncertainty. All bubbles tend to rise, some rise the the top. In the end we all are burst.
...that's gushed-up! :lol:
 

st0wandgrow

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I listen to you, take your words seriously, and give you honest review. I treat you as if the things you have to say are worth listening to. You stick your fingers in your ears and chant "arrogant scientists" in between insults. One is the result of genuine communication, the other is a person who is scared to have their bubble burst. The only support you have mustered here is from a homophobic christian Bigfoot enthusiast.

Cowardice and ignorance are rarely concealed by stubborn stupidity, but i'm sure you'll keep trying.

God, souls, heaven .... we all have our views on these topics, and we will continue to disagree no matter the evidence placed at our feet.

What we all share is time. There is a finite amount of it for each of us on this planet, and it is without question our most valuable possession. I often fail at this (and remind myself daily of it's importance), but I try not to waste my time whenever possible. It seems as though you are doing just that, Heis.

It's safe to say at this point, after reading your well thought out responses, and the shit that is flung back at you in return, that you are not going to impact CWE. He does not seem receptive to learning, changing, or growing. That's his prerogative, and there is nothing wrong with that .... I would just caution you not to waste any more of your time on it.
 

Kaendar

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God, souls, heaven .... we all have our views on these topics, and we will continue to disagree no matter the evidence placed at our feet.

What we all share is time. There is a finite amount of it for each of us on this planet, and it is without question our most valuable possession. I often fail at this (and remind myself daily of it's importance), but I try not to waste my time whenever possible. It seems as though you are doing just that, Heis.

It's safe to say at this point, after reading your well thought out responses, and the shit that is flung back at you in return, that you are not going to impact CWE. He does not seem receptive to learning, changing, or growing. That's his prerogative, and there is nothing wrong with that .... I would just caution you not to waste any more of your time on it.
Thank you..
 

Hepheastus420

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God, souls, heaven .... we all have our views on these topics, and we will continue to disagree no matter the evidence placed at our feet.

What we all share is time. There is a finite amount of it for each of us on this planet, and it is without question our most valuable possession. I often fail at this (and remind myself daily of it's importance), but I try not to waste my time whenever possible. It seems as though you are doing just that, Heis.

It's safe to say at this point, after reading your well thought out responses, and the shit that is flung back at you in return, that you are not going to impact CWE. He does not seem receptive to learning, changing, or growing. That's his prerogative, and there is nothing wrong with that .... I would just caution you not to waste any more of your time on it.
I like to hear what heis has to say. And I have a feeling that CWE is learning. He just won't admit it. That's why he gets mad when you tell him the truth. He doesn't want to hear it.
 

Chief Walkin Eagle

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I like to hear what heis has to say. And I have a feeling that CWE is learning. He just won't admit it. That's why he gets mad when you tell him the truth. He doesn't want to hear it.
I already know the truth man. Its the skeptics that get mad when truth is claimed to something like "god". They think "If science and skeptics dont know, how could anyone else know? Thy must be lying to themselves".
 

Hepheastus420

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I already know the truth man. Its the skeptics that get mad when truth is claimed to something like "god". They think "If science and skeptics dont know, how could anyone else know? Thy must be lying to themselves".
Like I've said before, I used to have a religion. I had strong beliefs. I know what goes on in the world without logic. I was lying to myself then. How can I be lying to myself now that I follow what's true?


Also, we don't get mad. Maybe some skeptics do but you can't group us all together.

And what truth is claimed for a god? Did you get a hair sample?
 

Chief Walkin Eagle

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Like I've said before, I used to have a religion. I had strong beliefs. I know what goes on in the world without logic. I was lying to myself then. How can I be lying to myself now that I follow what's true?


Also, we don't get mad. Maybe some skeptics do but you can't group us all together.

And what truth is claimed for a god? Did you get a hair sample?
Smoke some DMT and ask important life questions to the angelic being that you think is a hallucination ;-)
 

Hepheastus420

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Smoke some DMT and ask important life questions to the angelic being that you think is a hallucination ;-)
You get to speak with your inner consciousness when you smoke DMT? I can never recall myself being able to speak while tripping. It's always just lessons being impacted in my mind. Also, the hallucinations have never told me that they're god or have a master plan. It's more of a sense of yourself..
 

Kaendar

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Like I've said before, I used to have a religion. I had strong beliefs. I know what goes on in the world without logic. I was lying to myself then. How can I be lying to myself now that I follow what's true?


Also, we don't get mad. Maybe some skeptics do but you can't group us all together.

And what truth is claimed for a god? Did you get a hair sample?
Youve been brainwashed and tricked down the wrong path. Remember when satan tempted jesus? Thats what happened to you except you werent strong enough to resist. Your lost for now, hopefully you can be saved again bro.
 

Shannon Alexander

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Science can not disprove that the universe was created by a high power/being... and it also can't prove it...

I believe in God. Not the god of the Israelites, Not the Holy Trinity of the Christians or the Norse gods or Greek, or any other particular flawed representation of what is to my belief the one true god...
 

Hepheastus420

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Youve been brainwashed and tricked down the wrong path. Remember when satan tempted jesus? Thats what happened to you except you werent strong enough to resist. Your lost for now, hopefully you can be saved again bro.
I do appreciate your sympathy. But I'm fine dude.

Who is "satan" in my scenario?
 

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

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You get to speak with your inner consciousness when you smoke DMT? I can never recall myself being able to speak while tripping. It's always just lessons being impacted in my mind. Also, the hallucinations have never told me that they're god or have a master plan. It's more of a sense of yourself..
Exactly. And therefore I realized that we are all our own gods. :)
 

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

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Why do we have to be "gods" though? Why can't we just be the awesome humans that we already are?
it's just the term that i used because whenever i look at the bible, what i pull out from it is just guidelines on how to be a descent human being really. nothing more. so when i think of being at your perfection, i think of being god like. Idk . . . opinions, opinions blah blah . . .
 
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