Wood cats taking my doritos locos taco supremes

[racerboy71]

aren't they just oppusum's (Sp?) ?? i have never heard of the term wood cat's, but they look like what we call oppusums around me.. those things get pretty big, and are pretty mean around here...
i hate their unhairy tails, that always freaks me out..

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

yea, we call those possums. those fuckers can be mean as hell. they have sharp teeth and claws.

 

[Wordz]

you guys approach them wrong. you gotta have doritos locos taco supremes then they like you.

 

[Blue Wizard]

<-- Wood Cat

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

you guys approach them wrong. you gotta have doritos locos taco supremes then they like you.

if you keep feeding them doritos they are gonna set up camp in your house. then when the wife forgets to pic some up at the store you are gonna have some cranky sons of bitches on your hands. a possum without his doritos locos is like a squirrel on crystal meth!

 

[racerboy71]

if you keep feeding them doritos they are gonna set up camp in your house. then when the wife forgets to pic some up at the store you are gonna have some cranky sons of bitches on your hands. a possum without his doritos locos is like a squirrel on crystal meth!

yah, i tend to agree, i wouldn't want to set one of them up to be pissed off at me for sure.. we used to have a dog that would chase and eat bunny rabbits in the yard, and even he was scared of the wood cats that would once in awhile sneak in over the fence..
on a side note, we once found a dead one, and put it into the trash can and holy shit, did that thing ever effin stink after a few days.. omg, possibly the foulest smell i have ever smelled, dead, rotten wood cats..

 

[Dr Gruber]

i was once in a car that ran one over, you could feel the tire go right over it. When i turned to look at the mess the thing just got up and ran away...tough little bastards!

 

[bluntmassa1]

your approaching them the wrong way I grab my shot gun and a shell walk out and bang my doritos locos taco supremes mother fucker

you guys approach them wrong. you gotta have doritos locos taco supremes then they like you.

 

[cannabineer]

 

[mantiszn]

that's a bin cat not a wood cat....

you need a zapper...

*pew pew*

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[cannabineer]

that's a bin cat not a wood cat....

you need a zapper...

*pew pew*

Up yer game a coupla notches, with this. cn

 

[mantiszn]

raise you..

Up yer game a coupla notches, with this. cn

 

[mantiszn]

 

[cannabineer]

I'm not a fan of overkill. cn

 

[chrishydro]

Soad the Doritos in Anti Freeze, that ought to do it.

 

[chrishydro]

Soad the Doritos in Anti Freeze, that ought to do it.

Soak not Soad

 

[robert 14617]

those things are immune to rattlesnake venom , i put one in a cage with mine and had to let it go the snake couldn't kill it

 

[racerboy71]

raise you..

i win..

 

[mantiszn]

when dealing with woodcats is it ever enough?

I'm not a fan of overkill. cn

this will fix 'em

i win..

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[BeaverHuntr]

Up yer game a coupla notches, with this. cn

Relax Dirty Harry!