Dirty Pickle............

april

Pickle Queen
April, I feel your pain. I tried to follow the thread but I became grossed out. I once shared a house with my brother who didn't believe in doing dishes. I went on strike and let things pile up. When plates started to turn green I gave up and bought a dishwasher.
LOL i could never do that, i like things very clean even if i gotta suck it up an clean up after a pig. Ya so the other male roommate came home for a few days, omg he has shit all over his bed !!!! Where does he even sleep??? So i get off work the other day, get home and tidy the kitchen first thing, next thing i know he has made toast and left the biggest mess i've ever seen while grilling 2 pieces of bread !!! I gave him a few hours but soon realized he was not gonna clean up. What a jerk, he even watched me clean before he made the mess :( I don't get what goes through these slobs brains?? Meh not worth the argument, it's just crumbs.


HAHAHA
 

Padawanbater2

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That ^^^, that right there is why it's so hard to consistently keep the house clean, one person can't do everything on their own. They can, but they will quickly lose motivation to do it for anyone else but themselves if they're the only one that gives a fuck.

This is a total deal breaker for me, and I have never met a chick like you (april) in real life whose as adamant about a clean living environment as I am. Sloppy,messy chicks don't get second dates. You would think a chick would clean her car up or her room up if someone was coming over, I sure as fuck know I would! I've been to their house when picking them up to take them out and all I see are used cotton balls on the floor from when she cleaned the nail polish off her fingernails, clothes all over the apartment, dishes piled up in the sink, hair EVERYWHERE! This goes for every chick I've ever been with.

Is that really just being picky or is that just basic life shit?

I think your apartment/living environment kind of reflect what kind of a person you are.
 

londonfog

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LOL i could never do that, i like things very clean even if i gotta suck it up an clean up after a pig. Ya so the other male roommate came home for a few days, omg he has shit all over his bed !!!! Where does he even sleep??? So i get off work the other day, get home and tidy the kitchen first thing, next thing i know he has made toast and left the biggest mess i've ever seen while grilling 2 pieces of bread !!! I gave him a few hours but soon realized he was not gonna clean up. What a jerk, he even watched me clean before he made the mess :( I don't get what goes through these slobs brains?? Meh not worth the argument, it's just crumbs.


HAHAHA
You a better person then me, because I would have said something like " crumbs causes roaches and not the kind we smoke". Don't let these people start taking advantage of you.
 

MellowFarmer

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April, I feel your pain. I tried to follow the thread but I became grossed out. I once shared a house with my brother who didn't believe in doing dishes. I went on strike and let things pile up. When plates started to turn green I gave up and bought a dishwasher.
Looks like he won sounds like a smart dude. Hey, ever consider that maybe it wasn't that he didn't believe in it but that you may be so anal and ocd that you didn't give him a chance? You said the plates turned green not that you ran out of clean ones and that maybe he doesn't share your discomfort with green dishes at all? :bigjoint:
 

MrFrance

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Disturbing the dirty pickle before it get's furry and started to smell mouldy was the right thing to do. You are a good house mate, wish I lived in your shared house.

France
 

Gyroscope

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LOL
That pic reminds me of an old friend that is dead now. He was a fat guy that sold weed and he had an old Ford Ranchero truck. The whole back end was just full of fast food bags. He would put quarter pounds of weed in empty fast food bags and when he went on a delivery he would toss it in the back with the hundreds of other ones. When he would get pulled over, the cops would say,"why don't you clean this shit up" ? He had priors and they suspected he was dirty, but no one wanted to go through all that garbage ! Good times.....
 

MellowFarmer

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Ok so i just moved this weekend, i share a home with 3 other young adults aged 21-23. Really great people but they are young and mildly sloppy, exemple the fridge is stinky and sticky, it's very clear they don't tidy simple spills. The female who is pregnant eats only ceaser salad, well half of what she makes, then it sits on the counter until someone tosses it (me) lol I don't mind cleaning small messes since i prefer things super tidy but does anyone think i will offend my new friends if i clean out the fridge and organize the chaotic pantry, it's driving me crazy lmfao

And i tried to hang a curtain rod and closed rods, 3 hours later i had 1 screw in :( bahahaha someone needs a cordless drill ;)
I need to be blunt here no disrespect but you are seriously overreacting. That being said, as someone who doesn't notice 3' cobwebs hanging from my ceiling until it is pointed out and then I am still wondering why they care I absolutely love when folks like you just go on ahead and do your thing we really just don't give a shit or we would do it ourselves. Trust me from experience that unless you can be honest and some sort of understanding is had you really should move for the happiness of all.
bongsmilie But I am hoping to be correct in my prediction; they'll be relieved to have a clean fridge and organized pantry and you'll be happy it's done... win - win
 

MellowFarmer

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But they left me very little room to put my stuff :( i'm suppose to mark my name with a marker on the things i don't want others to eat, i just laughed and said " well it u didn't buy it don't eat it " ;) lol

So i would be offensive to wipe the rancid meat and booze off the fridge racks? I don't get how they could not be embaressed themselves, i would have spit shinned the common areas as a courtesy, but i'm me lol, fuck it i'm gonna wipe out the fridge and leave the pantry alone......for now muhahahah
eelling everyone, silly people always assuming ;)
I rent out my extra rooms nowadays and yes I would be embarrassed to have a sloppy home but that is because it is my home and I am collecting payment for not having a sloppy home. I am fortunate that Mr Mellow is fond of cleanliness and we make a good team but damn a roommate moving in should automatically mean a deep cleaning of the house lmfao... did you even inform these poor folks of your cleanliness expectations or do you believe that everyone shares your standards?
 

MellowFarmer

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I can hear it now ... "awright WHO TOSSED MY SALAD!?" cn

When i saw "dirty pickle" started by none other than the Muffin' Queen, my mind did not go immediately to food. cn
I wouldn't be surprised if the poor thing walked back on through again 5 min later wondering why someone threw her salad out :wall:
 

MellowFarmer

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Oh i never planned to toss anything, well things that bite back yes ;) Just clean and organize, i don't like open hams on the top shelf above open lettuce and fruits, fuck me i even told my preggo roomie that i will clean her cats shit box, that is a no no when preggo ;)
You tossed out half of a salad!
 

april

Pickle Queen
I wouldn't be surprised if the poor thing walked back on through again 5 min later wondering why someone threw her salad out :wall:
A salad sitting on a counter top for hours should not be eaten by a young pregnant women, seriousy lol i should not have to ask someone to pick up their own filth, it's nasty, don't be a fucking pig, just that easy :) I don't get half ur comments so it's best to occupy my fingers elsewhere ;)
 

MellowFarmer

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A salad sitting on a counter top for hours should not be eaten by a young pregnant women, seriousy lol i should not have to ask someone to pick up their own filth, it's nasty, don't be a fucking pig, just that easy :) I don't get half ur comments so it's best to occupy my fingers elsewhere ;)
You don't get what? I am happy to explain. How is leaving a salad on a counter being a pig?
 
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