Yeah you could be "ovary acting". "ba-dum-bum-CHING... Sorry, not all is comedic gold.
I don't know how you folk even live there? I'm sure it's beautiful country, but what's it like -25 as I type. I grew up in New Jersey so I know a little about winter, but damn, I think your in the thick of it.
I guess you get used to it. I just hate working in the cold.
Miss the crunch under the boots thu.