Last year I only got $126,000 of your tax money, this year I am getting double that. And all I do is sit around all day. Farming is the easiest job there is, just wait for the Gubbermint checks to come in each month and do nothing but sit around and count all the dough you guys are giving me for doing nothing.
It is hard to be a Millionaire when you guys keep voting in the politicians who keep making it so easy. I am hoping that a bad hail storm ruins my crops this year, I will still get the subsidy, plus Emergency funds from FEMA, PLUS I get the insurance payments. I will make $876,000 this year for sitting on my ass and letting you guys work hard to pay me to do it. Life is good, now If only they would make green energy tax free. Oh wait, they already did. Thanks, suckers.
BTW London, when are you going to stop molesting your daughter?
Baddog? When are you going to stop selling your body to overweight middle aged men?