Icy Hot Jerk Off Session And The Craigs List Sex Doll.

cannabineer

cannabineer

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TheChosen said:
What do you put Miracle Whip on for breakfast? Isn't it imitation mayonaise? A lunch thing?...
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I was just quoting a tagline from a '70s commercial for orange juice. I don't own or operate any Miracle Whip, but it sounds like a superior lube for solitary romance. With or without Little Debbie the Airhead. cn
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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beardo said:
This guy I know picked up a sex doll off of craigs list. The good ones are really expensive and sometimes you can get a good deal on a used one. So it's Tuesday night having a couple of drinks and decide to try it, start getting in the mood and it's a special occasion the first time and it's going to be special was going to use Vicks vapor rub to get in the mood, it gives a warm sensation but the vicks was pretty much gone so tried icy hot and at first it was good but then started burning more and more and couldn't even finish. It just ended up awkward and dissapointing and i'm not even sure if I want to do it with her again now things are just weird between us and she's just sitting their staring at me in silence with disgust.
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I do not think this thread will ever be topped. Beardo, YOU should have your own reality show.
 
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