When was the last time you got pulled over...and what happened

[dipm0de]

I was running late to work so i was kinda of speeding going 47 in 35 didnt stop "ALL" the way at right light when take right turn and didn't even realize there was state trooper behind me untill the lights were on and he pulls me over, tells me the reason he pulled me over blah blah, and asks for my documents n shit, and then all the sudden he goes, when was the last time you smoked marijuana, ofcourse i lied and said 6 months, i couldnt think straight cuz i did have like 2 grams in the car but well well sealed and a glass pipe, asked me to step out the car cuz he had probable cause and found my stash. I am still fighting for this shit in the court been fighting for like 6 months now.

 

[Morgan Lynn]

The last time I got pulled over I was in a rush to get to the store to fix my hair after I fucked it up. I have very short hair or a "pixie cut" and I decided I would like some highlights. Well, I fuck it up. I put way to many highlights in and I left the bleach in way too long. I ended up looking like Lance Bass (see picture below)

I was pulled over by a police officer and I was clocked at 56 in a 35 mph zone. I got a 160 dollar ticket. So not only was my hair beyond fucked up I was pulled over by a very young and attractive police officer who probably thought I was a gay 17 year old boy.

 

[420God]

Last time I was pulled over was about 2 years ago, I was higher than shit and on my way to go fishing. I was heading down a big hill near my place and just letting the truck coast. Little did I know they changed the speed limit from 40 down to 25 going into town, so the speed went from 55mph down to 25mph without warning. They basically setup a speed trap and they got me. $176 dollar ticket and 3 pnts.

 

[chrishydro]

I live in a small town, very small, I went to the casino a few weeks back and left here at 2am. Did not get two hundred yards down the road and got pulled over. No beer, no weed, cup of coffee between my legs. He ask me for license and insurance, I give him license and he looks at it and tells me to have a nice trip. I ask him why he pulled me over and he said, "I thought your high beems were on" Im like whatever.

They just looking for drunks I guess, bunch of crap.

 

[Chiceh]

The last time I was pulled over was crazy lol. It was about 12 years ago. The cop pulled me over and asked for all my licence, insurance registration etc. I went to get it all and realized it was in my coat pocket from the day before when I had to renew my licence and plates. Well the cop was like "step out of the car and stand over here". By this time I was starting to freak out.
He was like who are you, who's vehicle is this, where do you live.....He pulled me over for rolling a stop sign and then I had no seatbelt on when we walked up. He told me he could now charge me with driving with no licence, no insurance and speeding too. He proceeded to tell me he had to tow my car away and take me down to the station.
I lost IT!. I needed my vehicle etc for my job at this point in my life so I broke down, crying, telling me NO NO NO you can't take my car away, this is my car, I have insurance etc.
As soon as I started to freak out and cry, he totally changed his tune and was all feeling sorry for me.
He agreed to follow me right home and I had to go the station 1st thing in the morning with all my documents to prove it all. He did give me the stop sign ticket though. But shit, I could have had a shit ton of charges and lost my job over this shit.
This is the only time I have cried with a cop but at this point in my life, it I had to do what I could.

 

[konagirl420]

Someone I met on here and I got pulled over while we were smoking and cop saw all the bongs and pipes we had, but let us go lol he knew it was medical and we even offered him some special brownie we had, thank God he was cool

 

[VLRD.Kush]

Last time for me, I ran through a work zone speeding. I saw the cop on his motorcycle with his radar gun out but he wasn't clocking people... I have a radar detector and it didn't chirp at all. Then when he tells me why he pulled me he says "because of your window tint." The MF wasn't even doing what he was supposed to be doing. He ended up being kind of cool, only had to take off my tint and showed him my truck without the tint on the court day.

 

[cannabineer]

I am a rather circumspect driver and don't have many tales of Imperial entanglements.
But my last one involved a stretch of road in transition from urban (25mph) to rural (50mph) domains.
I drive an underpowered vehicle, and planning momentum management is a hallmark of my driving style. I'd clawed my way past 40 mph when a sport-ute turned right onto the road in front of me, then appeared to engage in an internal dialogue as to whether or not going 20 would do, or 25 might be advisable.
Now the road at this point was a three-laner ... two traffic lanes and a turn lane in betwee, sandwiched in one-and-a-half yellow lines.
So I saw this slowpoke immediately before the road narrowed into a two-lane blacktop without opportunity to pass.
Now it's important to understand that I never do this sort of thing ... and goodness knows I won't try it again.

I bopped into the center turn lane to, uhm, navigate around the Lincoln of Gibraltar. Now you see me; now you don't.
Well, guess who saw me. Lights in rearview. I was so mad at myself!

The officer walked to my window and asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over.
I smiled apologetically at him and said "you've got me dead to rights". That's all i said, except maybe "sorry".
He checked my papers, then let me off with a warning.

Guess who won't be tempted to use the center lane as an opportunity to keep stored momentum any more. cn

 

[tip top toker]

Never to this date luckily And i'm generally doing about 30mph over the stated limit.

 

[Medicine4Me]

I was already pulled over safely off the road in a small mountain pull out. I had driven 5 miles from my home to just chill and read some of "The Civil War" by Shelby Foote. A dick head CHP pulls in behind my car. I don't drive much since I had a life threatening accident 3 years ago. At the time I was being over medicated with Anti-depressants and didn't realize it was fucking up my brain and memory. I got TBI from the accident and lost memory, balance, etc. so I didn't know the damn Anti-depressants had my mind all fucked up like I was super stoned all the time. I forgot to take my damn wallet so I had no I.D. He started asking me questions that I couldn't answer. I couldn't remember for sure my phone number. I was recently married and couldn't remember my new wife's middle name. Then when he asked me who the Vice President was I instantly thought he had asked me who the President was so I blurted out, "Obama!" He said that's three wrong answers. He has me get out of the car and does a slow search and tells me to stand with my hands behind my head. He then tells me he's going to take me in for a 72 hour watch.

That's bullshit! I've been to "B Ward" before visiting a relative 30 years ago. I did NOT want to have that bullshit on my record! They drug your ass up so much during those 72 hours it's not funny. Asshole CHP has me stand there and checks the painter pocket on my jeans. I ask him why he's doing that and am told, "Those kind of jeans conceal weapons".

While I'm standing there for the next 20 minutes 2 more CHP's pull over to see what's going on. The second one was coming home off his shift and recognized the Asshole CHP - he inquired what was going on. He tells me I can take my hands down. Asshole CHP yells out for me to keep them by my sides because I put them behind my back. The third CHP that stopped in his patrol car and the second CHP were the same race as I am. The Asshole CHP is known in this small town to be racist.

After about 30 minutes the third younger cool CHP comes over and tells me I can go home.

As I was leaving the second CHP yelled out, "You can thank Joe Biden".

Holy crap, it hit me like a ton of bricks - Joe Biden...

I don't drive now. I'll go back to driving in a year when my insurance goes back down due to the accident that ended my career.

I'm doing much better now - I sure as hell didn't need a dumb ass cop fucking with my mind.

I haven't forgotten my wallet once since that time.

 

[TheWiseInfidel]

was going to a bum part of orlando with one of my peeps to go to a spanish bar where loose sluts hang and i took a shortcut through a residential road where the limit was 30 doing 45. got stopped n i had just renewed my license but had a paper cuz i couldn't afford the replacement card LOL. dude was like aight aight i fucks with you though. stay in the car. ok........."whos the one that went to simpson jail" damn......my boy was like yeah i did 8 months. "right, and you're on probation, right?" i'm like this dickhead got BOTH of our files on smash. i'm like yeah. grand theft. step out the car. i hid the weed under the seat like an idiot but under and between the metal frame of the seat that holds the shit to let you slide the seat back n forth. "what r you guys doing here" we just going to our friends house then to a restaurant bar blah blah blah. he talked some bullshit and said how he gonna give us a warning but he didn't want to see us again acting like a tough guy when we're just like yeah sir we're just trying to get from point a to point b without trouble. "you look like good kids, i'm letting you go...." second cop car pulls up. "this is our drug enforcement officer and he's going to check your car make sure theres nothing incriminating before you leave. you don't have anything do you?" nope. checked the car, I THINK they found the herb cuz the drug officer called his partner and talked to him and showed him something then they kept checking the rest of the car. the dude showed us a roach from the passenger side seat and said yeah couple of potheads. ya cool though. and that was that. guess he didn't find the herb

 

[silasraven]

Going down the middle lane of monroe here in spokane. hauling ass as much as i could to get up this hill. the red car just books it right in front of me and throws the lights for 2 seconds and turns them off. told me "ive seen you doing this before and its going to stop NOW! i dont want to see you in the street again!" got off with a warning and was told it would be 175 next time. since then ive past under covers and regular cops all the time in the middle lane and they dont care. i see people on bikes all the time doing it. had a cop talk to me yesterday for sitting outside with my bow loaded and a sword sticking out of the ground( someone keeps stealing maple tree's out of my yard)

 

[KDiaz]

Damn someone's stealing your maple trees?!? Lol that's nuts

But sorry no interesting stories folks.

 

[silasraven]

o come on never had to deal with the police officer?

 

[Trolling]

Was fucking around with my friend jerking the car's steering wheel left and right making the car shake vigorously, someone thought it was a drunk driver and called the cops. The caught up to us, we had a little talk, explained the situation and he let me drive off with just a warning.

 

[mysunnyboy]

i put the joint out, talked to the officer, she gave me a warning and i was on my way

 

[cannabineer]

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[dipm0de]

He then tells me he's going to take me in for a 72 hour watch.

wait, take u in for 72 hr watch for WHAT????? can they do that?

 

[chusett]

Pulled over for doing a crazy turn and cutting off a cop on a sidestreet. I just pulled over cuz I knew he was U-turning and coming.

Luckily it was a rookie.. I remember his name well. He was riding solo that night.

Me and my friend went home with no problem.. didn't even run our licenses LOL. Was a miracle because I have terrible luck with cops, and I didn't have my license (suspended).. and my friend had a warrant and coke on him. I became smooth talking to 5 O as i got older.

Good thing is that was years ago.

 

[dannyboy602]

memorial day w/e. riding 96 in a 45. i knew that curve too. i shoulda known better. it was a fckn holiday. went to court. judge had a wyatt earp mustache. he asked if i was there for leniency or justice. i chose the former.