When was the last time you got pulled over...and what happened

Got pulled over while driving to Saskatoon, I think I had just left Ontario, the nice officer had to give me a ticket since I was going 150km in a 90km zone lol he knocked it down to 50$ and I started to inhale sweet oxygen again, the 2 ounces of bud and and not sure how much hash but lots lol would have gotten me in soooooo much trouble lol plus bongs, dab pieces etc...

I moved

You moved back then, or are you announcing that you recently moved, hence your recent absence?

Metasynth said:

You moved back then, or are you announcing that you recently moved, hence your recent absence?

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Moved last march, just saying why I had so much bud and hash on me lol my recent absence has been handsome man related

Congrats....

I thought maybe you finally had enough of your messy roommates...lol

Metasynth said:

Congrats....

I thought maybe you finally had enough of your messy roommates...lol

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Thanks

LMFAO No I have great roommates, awesome neighbours that I hang out with daily. And my new job is amazing, I work with a bunch of sexy, horny men who can handle my potty mouth , damn some can even make me blush LOL but I trained 6 yrs for this job, fits me like a leather glove

I'm a very very happy lady these days, I wish everyone went after the things they wanted, then we could all feel this happy

just got pulled over 2 hours ago. 45 in a 30. no break lights or blinker. luckily i had my work cloths on (khaki pants and dress shirt) only got a warning

Sweet ya I always have gotten warnings too!!!

Pulled over just now.

I had a broken headlight.. i knew it was gonna be one of these days.

Luckily i had nothing.. cooperated like a white boy from harvard.. and got off with not even a violation. Not to mention I didn't have my wallet so no license on me, and when they searched the car after I promised I was clean, they found a clip under a seat.

But all is good.. i acted a like a fool. This bacon duo was pretty decent though. One of em scraped the clip on the ground and told me forget it cuz I kept saying i didn't know about it.. and the other told me to do 2 things. Get a carwash vacuum inside, and fix the headlight. He said they smelled my car a mile away LOL

BUT they took away the giant thin style wooden screwdriver I have in my driver seat door sitting with a bunch of pens. Not a word was said about it.. but it was a silent understanding what it was there for.

Now i need to

We have road blocks all the time. Usually going in and out of the reservation. I kid you not, when they shine the light on my face they just wave me on. No profiling going on here. Nope.

Out of however many years of driving I've only been pulled over twice...both on the exact same road. Both times I had some illegal stuff in my possession, but thanks to my extensive experience in keeping natural and not looking like I have something to hide they didn't pull any "can I search your vehicle" bullshit. The first time I ended up getting a ticket, but the second time the guy just let me go with a warning. Both times I was respectful and answered all questions truthfully. Sometimes the cop will be chill and let you go, other times they have to prove to themselves that their tiny penis doesn't mean anything negative toward their manhood.

I don't drive {by choice}...but do have a similiar experience. Once during a bike ride, I was stopped by a cruiser...the cops had followed me for 2 reasons. The fact I wasn't wearing a helmet and my wallet had fallen out and the officers had seen it happen {it was when I was at a stop light}. Now seeing that I was being followed by the cops is a little daunting to say the least, but to have an o.z of prime B.C Skunk in your bikes fanny pack {the reason for my wallet to fall out BTW lol} ramps things up a little. The cops were very cool and I'm damn sure they knew because that weed had an aroma so strong it made pack smell like it for weeks after.

chusett said:

Pulled over just now.

I had a broken headlight.. i knew it was gonna be one of these days.

Luckily i had nothing.. cooperated like a white boy from harvard.. and got off with not even a violation. Not to mention I didn't have my wallet so no license on me, and when they searched the car after I promised I was clean, they found a clip under a seat.

But all is good.. i acted a like a fool. This bacon duo was pretty decent though. One of em scraped the clip on the ground and told me forget it cuz I kept saying i didn't know about it.. and the other told me to do 2 things. Get a carwash vacuum inside, and fix the headlight. He said they smelled my car a mile away LOL

BUT they took away the giant thin style wooden screwdriver I have in my driver seat door sitting with a bunch of pens. Not a word was said about it.. but it was a silent understanding what it was there for.

Now i need to

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I'm trying to figure out what the giant thin-style wooden screwdriver might be for ... and failing. Someone rent me a clue. cn

ill sell ya a vowel canna

spankem or shankem

got pulled over 2 days ago, in town, by CHP (not their jurisdiction mind you). he was on a bike down the road from me. he gets off his bike, walks into the middle of my lane and waves me to pull over into a bunch of cones. as i waiting for him to come up, here comes some this goofy ass cal-trans worker. so he tells me what they were doing was scoping the license plates of cars coming down the road and running the plates through the DMV database to see if cars have their smogs up to date. they even had a little smog check machine on the other side of the corner this was at. so then he says "you're good tho". and im like wtf u pull me over for then??? dude says "i typed in your plate but it wasnt done loading by the time the officer waved you over." im still annoyed about it. thats 4 minutes of my life ill never get back. now i get dui and license checkpoints, we have them here almost twice a week, but random smog stops now??? i dunno.. my town has some priority issues. you can get away with killing someone in broad daylight, with witnesses here, but if you j-walk you're gonna fkn pay!!!

i was pulled over a few years ago one night while i was "working", well really on a wawa run for some munchies.. my work is pretty much out in the country, and smoking while running to the store is what i'm all about..
i was mid bowl when i saw the lights come on, or rather mid hit actually... i was shitting my pants, holding the hit in while pulling over to the side of the road.. i looked in the rearview and noticed the cop getting out of his car when i remembered that i had better blow the hit it now or risk doing so in his face...
i blew the hit out, pulled the lite cig out of the ashtray and started puffing till i was blue in the face, blowing smoke every which direction i could think of trying to cover the scent of weed.. idk how the cop didn't smell anything but newport, but he didn't, and simply asked if i knew why i was pulled over.. thinking of saying something along the lines of dui, possession of cannabis, etc, i thought better of it and played it dumb and said, no clue officer, sir.. he said my break lights weren't working, and to get them fixed, and let me go..
i got back to work and changed my shitty pants right away...

racerboy71 said:

i was pulled over a few years ago one night while i was "working", well really on a wawa run for some munchies.. my work is pretty much out in the country, and smoking while running to the store is what i'm all about..
i was mid bowl when i saw the lights come on, or rather mid hit actually... i was shitting my pants, holding the hit in while pulling over to the side of the road.. i looked in the rearview and noticed the cop getting out of his car when i remembered that i had better blow the hit it now or risk doing so in his face...
i blew the hit out, pulled the lite cig out of the ashtray and started puffing till i was blue in the face, blowing smoke every which direction i could think of trying to cover the scent of weed.. idk how the cop didn't smell anything but newport, but he didn't, and simply asked if i knew why i was pulled over.. thinking of saying something along the lines of dui, possession of cannabis, etc, i thought better of it and played it dumb and said, no clue officer, sir.. he said my break lights weren't working, and to get them fixed, and let me go..
i got back to work and changed my shitty pants right away...

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Those brake lights worked fine. cn

I got pulled over last time when I was craving a cigarette so bad, was going about 75 mph. When the police tried to write me I told 'em its 55 to get there. I got busted going 85 mph back in 2002. Some old redhat lady tricked me into speeding up to pass her and got busted then. They said I couldn't break Tony Montana laws, governors not that silly. I said OKAY.