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Dirty Harry

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White House Head Gardener Fired

James "Jim" Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was dismissed today after 31 years of loyal service to scores of US Presidents and First Ladies. In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, the 64-year old Mr. Whitey proclaimed his innocence and strongly condemned his firing.
"All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window, like I do every week.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the bewildered Whitey.
"I called out to my assistants, "Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?"
And the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling me off the property.
 
RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

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Winter Woman said:
I couldn't believe this was real so I checked with snopes and guess what? It's real. Though that doesn't make any less funny.


Just when you think you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the US -- this comes along...




Black hurricanes....

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names..

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaquille, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fuGAS! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit
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Then when a Black-named hurricane causes a disaster she will complain how it reflects negitvly on afican american culture.
 
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