imchucky666
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That's why they need to make the nature calendars scratch and sniff.
Your Stupid Neighbor(s)
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imchucky666
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Every time I have somebody ask me if I eat dog (I'm Japanese, not Chinese), just to fuck with them I quickly reply "Not the domestic ones."I married a city girl. her friends used to ask me "Whats for dinner? Possum?"
I would reply "naw, todays road kill is turtle and coon!"
imchucky666
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AH! I got a few of those left........ I save them for very special people.My only problem is the occasional loud party from one particular house. I have a remedy for this, I simply toss one of these down the street. That of course brings the police without having to complain, plus the added entertainment value is always fun.
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imchucky666
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Have you tried hollowing out pool balls to use? I do that, then when I light them, as fast as the waterproof fuse burns, I put the end of the fuse through a lit cigarette so I don't have to use 3 feet of cord if I want a couple minute delay.I forgot to add, I make those w/military grade aluminum powder/potassium. Another one of my fun hobbies, I'm supposed to have a license for that...but I consider it like growing. One of those gray areas meant to be gotten around in the interest of entertainment.
imchucky666
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I have people up the street that used to lock their dog outside from the time they leave for work until they got home in the evening.
They got a warning from a guy on the other side of me about the shit on lawn issue, and were informed that the next time it happened, the dog would be tied up and held , until animal control came for it.
A week later, the truck was going down the street............
Since then, the dog pretty much stays on the opposite side of the street.
Granny weed
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My family had to move house because of our neighbours, from the moment we moved in we had nothing but trouble,we had a retired cop and his two sons living next door my youngest son was sixteen at the time and the cop and his two sons took an instant dislike to him,my son had a scooter for his sixteenth birthday they used to try and run him off the road or call the cops and report him for stupid things. Then things got really out of hand and the one roughed him up one night and threatened him, my other son decided he would have a word with these two lads but it made things worse.long story short one night the retired cop and his two sons cornered my son and whilst the cop held him down his two sons kicked him in the head and face, they did a real good job and he was taken by ambulance to hospital where he stayed for a week he was just sixteen the lads were much older.
After this happened my husbands motto was don't get mad get even, and he did big time! He was then looking at a prison sentence and the cops told us we should move house or someone would end up dead,we decided that we would move house as the street had become a battle ground, the cop and his family were never prosecuted for what they did to my son the cops said their were no witnesses so my husband took his own revenge and we all paid the price.
dangledo
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my neighbor puts his tree stand on the edge of his woods, facing my pond, shoots the deer that have a path from my woods to my pond, and will track them in my woods. ive asked him to stop because he is a shitty shot and mostly wounds the animals, and will eventually die for basically no reason. ive got two bullet holes in my shop which is sheet metal, and have found numerous spent shells at the bottom of my pond when the drought hit. he has atleast 30 junk snowmobiles, which he parts out to make one junk running sled. i spent 10 grand on white pines to block that shit hole from sight. two he had cut down because they may break powerlines in the event of a bad storm. its fine though, one of my inlaws is a conservation officer, and i have a video that i filmed of him dumping oil, tranny fluid, gas etc... in his back yard by his "mechanic shop'', he is the epitome of a redneck. his negligence will cost him thousands in fines, which will probably run his bass ackwards shop in the ground. he has a chance though, clean up his shit, and ill let it be...
The Outdoorsman
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I would very much like to know what what your husband did? If you don't mind.
Can private message me if you want...
scroglodyte
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that sucks. move before you lose yer shit on them.I live next door to to a mother and son (in his 20's) and they're constantly fighting. I've lived here for years and every day since I moved in I hear them argue. Mostly just him in tears yelling out "OH MY GWOD-UH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?" followed by a suicide threat. And her replying with something like "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING NEIGHBORS TO COMPLAIN". It stopped for about a month but but he came home. His mom was telling the neighborhood that he was "at job corps. they're teaching him how to dig up bones. he wants to be an architect". That's not a typo. I'm not that stupid but this bitch is. He was at court ordered rehab. She keeps trying to hang a set of bookshelves on drywall in the garage (which is on the side of the building) and my bedroom is on the other side of that drywall which she has broken through. And the wood. and the next layer of wood. I know this because my wall is cracking, and if the bitch breaks all the way through I'm gonna be there to greet her with a cowboy style revolver and make her dance. She seems to think that switching from a hammer and nails to a screwdriver and quote "the twisty nails you use a screwdriver for" will prevent further damage. she's stupid but good at manipulation because the landlord still allows her to do "maintenance" on other properties after she was caught garage hopping on the clock. There's soooo much more but I'm gonna stop now. This is starting to piss me off. like they do; every fucking day
Heisenberg
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My neighbors let their children run wild over the complex I live in. I took in a pregnant stray cat some time ago. She's since been fixed, but she had her kittens just outside my door on my porch. The neighborhood girls spotted them soon after, and it became a constant chore to keep them away. At first I thought it was good because I wanted the kittens to be socialized, but they were being rough and stupid with them, actually saw one girl throw a kitten at the other. So I told them no more kitten visits, and of course the next day the kittens went missing. I had a talk with the girls parents who confirmed her daughter brought home kittens, but they couldn't have been my kittens cause they were found in the woods. I told her I didn't care if they wanted to adopt the kittens, but they were too young to be away from their mother. She still pretended that her kittens were different from mine, but agreed they were not eating and maybe since my mother cat lost her kittens, they could nurse off her. So the kittens came back with the understanding that the neighbors could adopt them. The next day I took them to my parents ranch where they stayed until old enough to be adopted. When my neighbor asked about the kittens, I said there must be a kitten thief in the neighborhood, he got two batches in one week.
Very much enjoying all the stories. Keep em coming!.
Very much enjoying all the stories. Keep em coming!.
tumorhead
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Yeah some fucking idiot moved into the assisted living apartments behind my house with the most obnoxious parrot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxwv0wvx2Q&noredirect=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xxwv0wvx2Q&noredirect=1
The Outdoorsman
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Lol that's horrible bro, I feel your pain.
FlowerPower!
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I've got 6 acres, so luckily not many neighbor issues......I was a bad neighbor for a few yrs when I was having some serious issues and my next door neighbors have been cool about it even tho I disturbed them on several occassions! I would go outside and yell shit cuz I was so pissed off! So, I'm glad to say I've got good neighbors!!........
stoned cockatoo
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I'm surrounded by acreage and my neighbors are still not exempt from my nonsense. Not so much anymore, worst they get is probably hearing my yelling at whatever I'm currently cracking the shits at and some loud animals that happen to be loudest in the early morning, doesn't bother this insominac though haha. Probably most shitty they would have been is when a 24 shot cake firework got accidently knocked in the direction of there house which spent the next couple of minutes surrounded in colorful explosions.
stoned cockatoo
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Haha exactly the same.
Blue Wizard
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I live out in the country and don't have much of a problem with the neighbors, they occasionally play tejano music full blast, the people next door are the only trouble makers.
They let their big dogs free roam the neighborhood and their little shit kids were trying to shoot out the window on my truck once. Thank goodness for good old windshield glass from the 70's, the BB's just ricocheted off.
There are a lot of free range animals all over the neighborhood too, goats, chickens, guinea fowl and I was even greeted by a peacock on my roof a few times. The goats pissed me of, they ate a bunch of my cactus and pooped all over my driveway.
They let their big dogs free roam the neighborhood and their little shit kids were trying to shoot out the window on my truck once. Thank goodness for good old windshield glass from the 70's, the BB's just ricocheted off.
There are a lot of free range animals all over the neighborhood too, goats, chickens, guinea fowl and I was even greeted by a peacock on my roof a few times. The goats pissed me of, they ate a bunch of my cactus and pooped all over my driveway.
The Outdoorsman
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Fuck dude just sneak a goat and a couple chickens when they get close. you'll be set for a couple weeks.I live out in the country and don't have much of a problem with the neighbors, they occasionally play tejano music full blast, the people next door are the only trouble makers.
They let their big dogs free roam the neighborhood and their little shit kids were trying to shoot out the window on my truck once. Thank goodness for good old windshield glass from the 70's, the BB's just ricocheted off.
There are a lot of free range animals all over the neighborhood too, goats, chickens, guinea fowl and I was even greeted by a peacock on my roof a few times. The goats pissed me of, they ate a bunch of my cactus and pooped all over my driveway.
Mhm, I reckon.