Your Stupid Neighbor(s)

420God

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There's been a few city folk that moved out to my part of the woods and they like to bitch about shit, literally.

They call the cops or DNR almost every time a farmer spreads manure on their fields and it's the end of the world if they happen to leave a mess in the road.

A couple of these fucks don't like what I do for a living and were calling the DNR on me daily, I work for the DNR so they just laugh about it but it's still annoying having them stop over.

I need one of these signs.

 

dirtsurfr

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We have the same dumb asses come up from the city here and they all the time er trying to change shit up.
When I see one of them bitching about stuff up here I remind them they moved up here to get away from stupid shit in the city....
They don't get it.
Takes them about 5 years to get off that high horse they rode in to town on but most them change for the better.....
The rest are Republicans and they just need to go back to the city.
 

Geronimo420

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City peoples, they are charmed by that nice calendar picture of a cow slowly eating in a nice green field under a big sunshine, they move to the country side only to realize that intensive farming create certain smell they didn’t picture on calendar
 

RyanTheRhino

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i live on a crowded side street and my neighbors sit on porches and bump crappy music with bass that can be felt 2 blocks away. every third car that drives by has to make sure that i can hear their god awful music in my living room with the windows shut and the tv up.

people fly up and down the street on crotch rockets. this is a narrow street with 3 decker housing packed 30-50 feet apart on both sides, parked cars lining both sides of the street. not only do they ride way too fast, the fucking noise those things make is obnoxious.

i am one of the few on the street who gets a driveway with my building. people who don't live here like to park in my spot. ALL the fucking time. yes, there is a sign.

sadly, the children are quieter than some of the adults.


Am I the only one who thinks this guys sounds like Ice Cube

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tharoomman

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Yeah, I had a real crazy couple live across the street. The guy was cool but had a very very big temper when he was done wrong. I never had any problems from him though, we hung out some. Aside from the temper he actually was a pretty solid guy.

His girl LOVED to egg him on though. She would do lots and lots of yelling. The whole block could hear. Had the cops called out multiple times.

One time, they get into it. It starts go get way out of hand. So i convince him to talk a walk.So what does his bitch do???? Starts breaking shit and screaming at the top of her lungs for him to come back. All the while crying. She was a fucking psychopath. Ended up driving down to where we were and stopping in the middle of the road trying to get him to come back. Dude was really pissed though.

At least he was trying to do the right thing though. The chick just gave into craziness.
 

bigbillyrocka

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My current neighbors are all quiet with the acception of kids. My god ive never lived in a community with so mamy kids! Its crazy. What drives me crazy is they all use my yard as an access point to get wherever theyre going. On that note im the only house in my cul-de-sac with GREEN grass. Everyone elses is burnt to a crisp, dirt or sage brush. I cant srand that!

My last neighbors were all awesome except for one house across the street on a diagonal. They were creepers! They were annoying! And all seemed inbred! It was idaho after all...

These were the self proclaimed neighborhood watch types. They always watched what everyone was doing . They would tell us things mg wife and i talked about in private, in our home with closed doors. When we got a puppy pitbull we disnt show anyone because it was winter so we always took her to the back yard when she had to potty and no one can see the backyard. The daughter one day said i love your puppy! Shes cute! Seen her playing in the living room...how?!?!
One day i was sitting on my couch, dront door open and i seen the dad outside making a motion with his arm so i stared for a quick second and he was waving at me. So i got up and closed the door. His doorstep to mine was roughly 200 feet.
Aside from them just barging in our house without knocking, if they seen you outside they just stroll right up to us. They were annoying to the Nth degree. The daughter has a son thats 3 months younger than my daughter and is a pure waterhead. Kids huge, i mean he weighs 105 pounds and is almoat 5! Still wears a diaper. No hes not retarded, his mom just doesnt care. All they do is talk trash about everybody as if theyre the best people in the world.
The only good thing they did was call the cops on my sister when she kwpt breaking in my house while we were off getting married. FULL GROW going. Xops called me on my wedding from INSIDE my house. I was sweating but he said i highly recommend you do not allow her (my sis) back in here. I said i agree take her bitch ass!
She then got bailed out and stole some of my plants. Fuckin cunt. Meth headed whore is all she was.
 

lokie

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Yeah, I had a real crazy couple live across the street. The guy was cool but had a very very big temper when he was done wrong. I never had any problems from him though, we hung out some. Aside from the temper he actually was a pretty solid guy.

His girl LOVED to egg him on though. She would do lots and lots of yelling. The whole block could hear. Had the cops called out multiple times.

One time, they get into it. It starts go get way out of hand. So i convince him to talk a walk.So what does his bitch do???? Starts breaking shit and screaming at the top of her lungs for him to come back. All the while crying. She was a fucking psychopath. Ended up driving down to where we were and stopping in the middle of the road trying to get him to come back. Dude was really pissed though.

At least he was trying to do the right thing though. The chick just gave into craziness.
In the same breath I have heard the words "get the fuck out, where do you think your going"

Bitchs be crazy man
 

Carne Seca

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All my "neighbors" are relatives. We get along great. We spend a lot of time yelling at each other from house to house. Sometimes we do tarzan yells. Other times we stay up til 3 a.m. to watch a lame meteor shower. Getting drunk and playing music until all hours of the night. One of us (not naming names) got caught outside in sponge bob square pants underwear by the sheriff......

Maybe we are the crazy neighbors.... :sad:
 

Sunbiz1

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My only problem is the occasional loud party from one particular house. I have a remedy for this, I simply toss one of these down the street. That of course brings the police without having to complain, plus the added entertainment value is always fun.:lol:

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Sunbiz1

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Brilliant! :)
I forgot to add, I make those w/military grade aluminum powder/potassium. Another one of my fun hobbies, I'm supposed to have a license for that...but I consider it like growing. One of those gray areas meant to be gotten around in the interest of entertainment.:-P
 

imchucky666

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Had one neighbor a few years ago, soon after I moved here, before getting a dog, soon came to realize whose dog was shitting on my lawn.
One day, I caught him in the act, and chased him back home, about 10 houses away, with a turd still dangling from his ass.(the dog, not the owner)
As we neared his driveway, he began barking, and the owner must've heard, or just coincidentally been opening the front door, because the dog didn't even slow down, but made it up the stairs and into the house in about 5 steps.
When the owner saw me at the edge of his yard, inviting him out to the street, he must have figured out what happened, because he quickly slammed the door and locked it.
Strangely enough, it's been over a year now, and that dog won't come back.
I never have been a slow runner, used to do the 50 yd dash in under 7.0 in Jr high, and the mile in under 7 mins.,in high school, but somehow the dog was out running me the whole way.
I had no idea that dogs could run that fast in this position. :)Swallowed_Gum1_zpse7f468dd.jpg
 

imchucky666

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All my neighbors where I live now are pretty cool actually. And their wives be HOT. :D But the guy who lived above me when I moved to my first apartment was a waste of space. He was nice and all but would come down and bum cigs and weeds off me and my roommate. It was kind of like my roommate giving the stray cat some food. He just kept coming back. Also he would have the utility companies coming around every so often up in our shit shutting his shit off cuz he was a deadbeat. Stanley Stanley Stanley. I wonder if he's still alive.
"Stanley". Perfect name since you describe him as a TOOL.
 

imchucky666

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lmao, I don't have a problem with my neighboors I don't have any. when I want to go out shooting guns I step on my back deck. my dogs run free and I smoke weed on the road. I use to have wild parties all night anwith loud ass music, guns, boxing gloves and use the dirt road as our boxing ring. never had to deal with the cops or nothing no bitching neighboors for me the closest one is a 1/4 mile down the road. it don't matter if I take only 1-2 shots in the middle of the night nobody calls the cops.
I miss my house in Oregon, it was kinda like that......
I had a couple neighbors but they were cool, old, and deaf except for the closest one.
He was only about 50 yards away, but when I would go after coons, skunk and possum in the middle of the night, he and his wife never woke, but would be up to visit usually within a week to ask if I had gotten something recently, as their cat was hanging around the house again.
I only shot at night with my .22, with some real quiet shells I kept just for that reason.
They also liked my cat, saying when they would be in the kitchen cooking, my cat would come sit on the shelf under the kitchen window and look in, waiting for a hello or a handout.
I was outside city limits by a quarter mile, and could shoot anytime I wanted, so once in a while, would sit out sighting in a rifle, or just plinking.
Once the old bitch over the hill, (inside the city limits)about half mile away, started complaining to the sheriff about my shooting habits.
The sheriff came up and looked around the yard, saw the tree I was using, and I even just happened to have a target hung at the time.
Said 'thankyou' and left.
Of course, my shooting habits became a daily thing, and about a week later, I came back from shopping, with a nasty and threatening note taped to the door, with her phone number on it.
Atfer asking a couple people, I found out who it was, and proceeded to call the sheriff-tit for tat, right?
About 2 hours later, I received a visit from the sheriff and he told me........
"That woman on the other side of the hill, I can't tell you which one.......(as he pointed directly towards the big Oak on top of the hill) just moved in last month, and has been complaining because you shoot 'all day, every day' which I/we know you don't, because I have asked your close by neighbors, and they weren't even aware you had guns.
This woman has been informed that we have been to discuss this with you, and we have checked and approved your shooting facilities, and as you are outside the city limits, are well within your rights, and not to harass you further."
The very next day, I received a message on the machine as I got back from somewhere again, saying if the shooting didn't stop, she was going to call the sheriff again.
I saved her the trouble, and made the call for her.
Shortly thereafter, the dispatcher called me back, saying she had called the woman, and told her 'If she didn't like the noise from my shooting to go in the house. If that didn't work, to close the windows. If that didn't work, to move.'
Coincidentally, LOL the following night, about 11, I heard a raccoon playing with the beer bottle with cat food in it I used as bait because I couldn't hear them emptying the cat's bowl.
Instead of using the .22 from the kitchen window like I usually did, I got the Mossberg, and squeezed off 3 rounds in quick succession.
That is how I figured out how to get a 6 minute response time out of the sheriff.
He pulled into the driveway, as I was sitting on the porch with a cig in one hand, shot glass next to me, and a beer to my lips.
As he started to step out of the car, he almost stepped on the dead 'coon.
He looked at me, grinned, glanced up the hill, in the direction of the Oak tree, and said 'well, I see the reports of gunfire were accurate.......... What did you get him with?'
'Here, wanna see?' I said grinning.
He said 'No thanks, have a good evening.'
Scribbled something on his little notepad and slid out the driveway.
Never heard from that bitch over the hill again for another 2 years until the day I moved out:evil::evil::evil:
 

Sunbiz1

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Here's another useful tool I once used on neighbors that rented, and continually drove off their driveway into my grass...took me almost 2 years to get rid of those pigs.

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poplars

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got some aweosme neighbors that love to leave their dog home all day and it barks when I go outside to tend to my garden. then on the weekends every now and then they'll blast their bass music hella loud so everyone can hear it even if you're in a house......fuckin lame and inconsiderate.
 

greenswag

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My few neighbors piss me off so much some times. Especially two particular families one that lives closer and one on the other end of the lake. First thing that makes me mad is their dog. It's a little shit and when it comes to small dogs its guilty until proven innocent with me. This stupid ankle biter walks on over (because they keep no control over this thing it just wanders around everywhere) and shits in my yard whenever it pleases, and if my dogs are on a leash attached to my house, or out in my yard which I have about an acre sectioned with chain fence so they have room to run around and play outside more freely, the damn thing will come just out of their range and instigate them driving them insane.

Then they have these bastard kids with absolutely zero respect for anything or anyone. Whenever I'm mowing the yard or pulling into my driveway or freaking anything, I end up picking up multiple pieces of garbage that those idiots throw on my property. That's often followed by cleaning up the damn ankle biters crap. I hear these kids walking in the middle of the night yelling and cursing down the road like they're all hot shit (all something like 7-9th grade). These freaking kids do the same as their dog too except they also attract MORE waste of life from literally miles away. I sometimes will be driving and it'll be middle of the night to 3 am, and I will see these kids walking down the road in big groups. They instigate my dogs when they're in the chain linked fence portion of my yard, and a couple of times they pissed them off so bad (I think by wagging sticks and possibly even swatting at my dogs) that my larger male shepherd yuri got out. I still have no idea how, no damage to the fence, no gates open nothing. I think he jumped, which means they were doing something serious to him because the fence is just about 4 and a half feet tall. Needless to say the kid with the stick got bit, but because the parents knew the kids did it to themselves no cop trouble or anything actually I heard when he got home he got his ass whooped which makes me smile. But now they're doing it AGAIN you would think they learned, and I've even caught them BARKING back at my dogs, what the fuck?

I can go on longer about the crap they do but that's a glimpse at it. Luckily there are a few families around here that are nice and considerate and we have a great relationship with them. We'll help with yard work and stuff like that and they keep quiet because they're all older. We just got a new family in and my only complaint is they have a portion of their house facing the road which is almost one giant window that is their living room, they have curtains but never close them. But hey if they don't want the curtains closed thats none of my business so I really don't mind, they never do anything stupid in plain view anyway and seem like good friendly people.
 
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