this is YO MAMA!

[shrxhky420]

Yo mama so fat, she uses pillow cases for socks.
Yo mama so fat she uses hulu hoops as earings.
Yo mama so fat she weighs herself on the richter scale.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

All I got
[youtube]KzelrlH_pjQ[/youtube]

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so fat,when she walked passed the TV I missed 3 episodes.

 

[rainman36]

yo momma got one eye,and one leg,she works at IHOP

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so crosseyed yo daddy left her for seeing people on the side

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so fat,her rap name is 2chins.

 

[imchucky666]

ok im just bored but in the mood for a laugh. who has some good mama jokes? or i guess stingers in general. i dunno. whos game??

.................

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so cross eyed,she dropped something,and said can you please help me,and everybody bend down.

 

[Carne Seca]

::cracking knuckles:: let me give this a try.

Your mother (god bless her) is so fa... umm... obe.... gravity challenged.... it takes two years for her farts to breach the surface.

I slay me. Oh god.. my sides... MY SIDES....

 

[shrxhky420]

[video=youtube;AlD-m8qy3C8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlD-m8qy3C8&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

 

[ebgood]

yo momma so fat,her rap name is 2chins.

2 chinz!!! lmfao!

 

[ebgood]

Yo mama got no arms, no legs and a camera talkin bout "picture me rollin!"

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so stupid she got one toe,and went and bought some flip flops

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so stupid she got fired from wroking in a M&M factory for throwing away the W's

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so stupis she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so broke her food stamps get declined

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so stupid when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

 

[rainman36]

yo momma so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so dumb she voted for romney

 

[rainman36]

yo mama so dumb she voted for romney

ow shit now that's just fucked up,we gotta fight now LOL..