how do you folks clean your butts?

[zhn0k]

like, when you take a shower?

i typically bend over and spread my cheeks and let the water hit my anus while my fingers prickle around the rim.

i can't stand mud-butt!

 

[D3monic]

Wash rag.... after everything else is clean.

 

[ProfessorPotSnob]

I use an SOS pad and Comet ..

 

[racerboy71]

i don't smoke in the shower, i've tried, but my cig kept going out..

 

[D3monic]

I'd be lying if I said I haven't smoked.... or drank in the shower.

 

[hzbodin]

I clean my ass like the rest of the world: with my hands and soap. Plus, I'd like to add that I proudly pee in the shower and fuck anyone who doesn't.

 

[MojoRison]

like, when you take a shower?

i typically bend over and spread my cheeks and let the water hit my anus while my fingers prickle around the rim.

i can't stand mud-butt!

I
If you wiped your ass better then you wouldn't have this problem....

 

[CrownMeKing]

"while my figers prickle around the rim" lmfao i just use soap and my hand. Also gotta keep it nice and trimmed down there. Nothing more gross than a hairy asshole

 

[Steve French]

i don't smoke in the shower, i've tried, but my cig kept going out..

That joke was so bad it became funny again somewhere along the line

 

[cannabineer]

~sigh~ Age is cruel to the butt; let me tell y'all young whippersnappers. My butt requires much attention with paper when the call is sounded. In the shower, i have arrived at the point where I use a finger to go deep. It leaves me feeling oh so clean and yet ohhh so dirty.

And hzbodin, I'd fuck my showermate even if she did pee. It's ... a shower, after all. "It's all pipes. What's the difference?" - George
cn

 

[zhn0k]

I
If you wiped your ass better then you wouldn't have this problem....

i also get it from farting.

 

[Trolling]

Umm what the fuck lol? "Fingers prickle around the rim"
A loufa, I wouldn't finger a girl in the ass let alone own, gonna be fun to see Carne's answer lol.

 

[Grandpapy]

Well, when I'm at the g/f's.....http://www.totousa.com/Washlet/S400.aspx it seems i get more b/j's at her house too.

 

[cannabineer]

Well, when I'm at the g/f's.....http://www.totousa.com/Washlet/S400.aspx it seems i get more b/j's at her house too.

I just hope there isn't that winter second where the water comes out but isn't at all warm. That could cause some involuntary motions at the worst time. cn

 

[Grandpapy]

No, It purges itself first, then violates you. I gotta watch the pressure setting!

 

[Trolling]

I thought this would be Carne's answer... ^


Is it loud?

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Unbelievably, this thread has been done already

Merry Christmas

 

[UncleBuck]

swipe it like a credit card.

 

[Grandpapy]

I thought this would be Carne's answer... ^


Is it loud?

no, it's quiet, small filter/dryer fan, pulsing motor about as loud as a cell phone vib motor. warm seat. I miss it when I'm not here. Damn I'm getting old.

 

[MajorCoco]

Jeez. Does no-one else just do the old handstand against the wall with the shower head turned to massage mode routine? It's the only way to really blast out any lingering crud. Just remember to look down so you don't get that shitty water all up your nose. That's the one and only downside to this technique that I've found...