how do you folks clean your butts?

[cannabineer]

Jeez. Does no-one else just do the old handstand against the wall with the shower head turned to massage mode routine? It's the only way to really blast out any lingering crud. Just remember to look down so you don't get that shitty water all up your nose. That's the one and only downside to this technique that I've found...

Handstand?? cn

 

[D3monic]

Not me

 

[MojoRison]

^^^I think that's more akin to a DIY enema or the new ad for rotor rooter

 

[Trolling]

I know I keep bringing up Carne butt this is too easy lol, no hate.

Not me

 

[MojoRison]

I know I keep bringing up Carne butt this is too easy lol, no hate.

Butt the fact you keep thinking of Carne, says more about you then him I would say

 

[Trolling]

I don't know anymore gay people lol, seriously tho, no homo/hate.

 

[ArcticGranite]

No ones claiming tossed salad. I'm impressed at the civility of the ladies and gents here. This thread was tmi.

 

[Blue Wizard]

..........

 

[Carne Seca]

Umm what the fuck lol? "Fingers prickle around the rim"
A loufa, I wouldn't finger a girl in the ass let alone own, gonna be fun to see Carne's answer lol.

A lady never tells....

 

[cannabineer]

Well I just had one of my old guy moments, and went straight to the shower. I like that deeeeep clean feeling. cn

 

[fdd2blk]

bottle brush.

 

[mysunnyboy]

your mom does a fine job of it AND she's very gentle with my ass

 

[PeyoteReligion]

"while my figers prickle around the rim" lmfao i just use soap and my hand. Also gotta keep it nice and trimmed down there. Nothing more gross than a hairy asshole

My ass is so hairy, when I take a shit, it's like whiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

 

[UncleBuck]

My ass is so hairy, when I take a shit, it's like whiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

pics or GTFO.

i've already posted.

 

[MajorCoco]

Handstand?? cn

Was gonna respond with some sort of joke continuing in the theme.....but it's morning now, and I'm sober again

 

[RightyMcquick]

and a lil elbow grease...