Teleportation, Discovered

Finshaggy

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Ok, so I don't believe in "traditional" teleportation, and someone said to me "We should have teleporters by now.". I told him that there are only 2 ways teleportation is possible, and they are technically impossible. 1:Rip open space (which we as of now only understand via math, we do not actually understand it to this extent) and walk through it, or "wrinkle" it like in the book "a wrinkle in time" and "pop" out on the "other side". But as of now even theorys of doing that are solely based on math, and the existence of "worm" or (also completely theoretically) "black" holes. 2:Break a human down to particles, molecules, or somehow waves. Then shoot them to another place, and rearrange them, which is impossible because the act of "vaporizing" your body into particles, would make you a dead person.


And this realization led to our discovery of teleportation.
What you do is leave a DNA sample and somehow a memory sample (that's the only part that has yet to be invented) with the "teleportation" company. This company sets up suicide booths all over the country, and within these machines is the means to harvest DNA and memory. Since blasting your body into particles would kill you anyways, you allow this machine to kill you. Then you are either instantly woken up as a clone (which is possible, we just aren't sure if it's "ethically ok" to make a human clone so we don't do it, and there is the memory issue)
of yourself, which they would have ready at any of your regular "teleportation" locations (and you wouldn't have your memory, but you would be able to leave yourself a message before you died), but if it was a non-regular point of travel (like a vacation destination, or a business trip) they could use the extra time to make the clone, with full memories.

So, there's a possibility of teleportation. It's just kinda... This^^
 
Why die to get to a place fast? People aren't willing to kill the "the real them" to get somewhere fast and the fucking government isn't spending all that money just to teleport. So this is a no go.
 
Michael Jackson cloned himself....


Ya ever see that one movie.... Uh... Lunology? I think? Ya that movie was something... Tripped me it did
 
Why die to get to a place fast? People aren't willing to kill the "the real them" to get somewhere fast and the fucking government isn't spending all that money just to teleport. So this is a no go.

I'm not saying it's practical. I'm saying it's possible.
 
You gotta watch it. Just look it up it'll skull fuck you.

Umm.. He his? He did it in 2002 after the cloning interview or whatever it was. MJs like.. 10 years old now today. Member in smallville when lex luthor cloned himself into all those little boys? That's mickael.

Ya ever hear people say: holy shit!! I just saw Elvis.. Well, they did..

Why did MJ do it?

Reasons:
1. Closed casket.
2. MJ told someone about cloning "I want to do that."
3. He said, "This is my final curtain call." 3 times, This often means death in the acting industry.
4. The words "This is it!" used in final concert.
5. He really just wanted to be a normal, not famous person, always wearing costumes and trying to hide, but still sneak out to shop with normal people.
6. MJ died 7 years exactly after he signed his will...June 25th.
7. Janet Jackson said they found "an endless supply of songs" in the vault. We may have new albums up till 2035 of MJs stuff. :)
8. Witnesses said the day before he died, MJ was happy, laughing and very excited and energetic.
 
You gotta watch it. Just look it up it'll skull fuck you.

Umm.. He his? He did it in 2002 after the cloning interview or whatever it was. MJs like.. 10 years old now today. Member in smallville when lex luthor cloned himself into all those little boys? That's mickael.

Ya ever hear people say: holy shit!! I just saw Elvis.. Well, they did..

Why did MJ do it?

Reasons:
1. Closed casket.
2. MJ told someone about cloning "I want to do that."
3. He said, "This is my final curtain call." 3 times, This often means death in the acting industry.
4. The words "This is it!" used in final concert.
5. He really just wanted to be a normal, not famous person, always wearing costumes and trying to hide, but still sneak out to shop with normal people.
6. MJ died 7 years exactly after he signed his will...June 25th.
7. Janet Jackson said they found "an endless supply of songs" in the vault. We may have new albums up till 2035 of MJs stuff. :)
8. Witnesses said the day before he died, MJ was happy, laughing and very excited and energetic.
Maybe. That would be crazy shit.
 
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Fuck you sideways... Backwards... And around the corner... Better? Does adding directions make it more insulting?

No, now it just sounds like you have a homostyle want for me. Please stop with the unwanted sexual advances or I will be forced to take action.
 
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