"How art thou; thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil?"

[Beansly]

I was looking for a movies forum to maybe post this in but we don't have one so I'm posting it here. I only meant to watch a few seconds off but I was laughing so hard that I had to watch the whole thing.
It has 20 million views so I imagine some of you have seen it already, but if not, check it out so we can discuss some of the gems and maybe some of the ones they missed.
[video=youtube;PSEYXWmEse8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=endscreen&NR=1[/video]

 

[madprofessor]

haha pesci you stinky shit kicking horse manure smelling mother fucker you loool just watched that the other night to lol

 

[AltarNation]

"What you just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.

At no point--in your rambling, incoherent response--were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now dumber, for having listened to it.

I award you no points...

And may God have mercy on your soul."

 

[dirtyho1968]

The Rodney Dangerfield scene from Caddyshack gets me every time.

 

[AltarNation]

Dangerfield was so awesome in Caddyshack. That movie kicks ass. I might have to watch it now.

 

[rowlman]

Chevy Chase at the end of lampoon's "Christmas Vacation " talking about his boss is a classic..... can't posts video with this phone right now

 

[Beansly]

"What you just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.

At no point--in your rambling, incoherent response--were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now dumber, for having listened to it.

I award you no points...

And may God have mercy on your soul."

I wanted to name the thread that but it was a little long... classic. I think a little Mel Brooks would've been nice. They probably could've done 10 minutes on Will Farrell alone but I still think it has a good mix of movies. Literally laughed my ass off. It's on the floor next to me. My ass....

"I don't like your jerk-off name.
I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior and I don't like you.
Jerk-off."