UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
you wouldn't make it through the front door.
come try. i suggest you wear some body armor. maybe a nice helmet, too. would hate to see what a face split in two pieces looks like.
If they come for your guns, do you have a responsibility to fight?
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come try. i suggest you wear some body armor. maybe a nice helmet, too. would hate to see what a face split in two pieces looks like.
I would'nt need to come through the front door, nor would I, I'm not a thief bro. Oh yeah, even paul bunyan would'nt stand a chance against what I have, you axe wielding ninja you.
Rancho Cucamonga
Active Member
You must have no life at all. Just sad. They need to boot your ass off of here. You are only an instigator, you contribute nothing to this site.
You should really check out some of his growing tips threads, they are good. His political stance and style of debate are sometimes annoying but he does contribute. It is comical how he tries to say that gun owners just comphensate for short comings with guns, yet to hear him speak about his trusty axe and all the damage he could cause with it brings about concerns involving axe safety issues. I bet he is sharpning that thing right now.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
you coming through the chimney or something?
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
what am i compensating for with my axe?
scotchtape51
Well-Known Member
Bullets go through doors, but as he stated he has no reason to be kicking down your door.
Put the axe down I'm not coming at all man. Plus my ar would probably snag on something coming down the chimney.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
cops would be here within seconds. i could hit a driver and a 5 iron to the cop shop ya know.
oh, and my neighbors are packing heat too, and they stay up all night. insomniacs.
good luck, see ya soon.
The same thing you think gun owners are compensating for, which is really nothing LOL.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
i'm the first to admit to my tiny penis, i don't go out buying military grade weapons to make myself feel like a big man.
flying projectiles are pretty much all the same, pretty darn lethal.*
Well thank god your neighbors have firearms to protect you! Ever heard of bringing a knife to a gun fight? Subtract the knife and add "axe" in its place.
scotchtape51
Well-Known Member
Cops in seconds?
My ass. That is all.
My ass. That is all.
Range is the difference and if your throwing dishes and someone is shooting bullets? Some people buy them as investments and people with views like yours are really exponentiating the investments LOL.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
i recently called the non emergency line. it was about 1 am, i walked out to have a smoke, and noticed a wreath on my front porch. i thought WTF then noticed one of my pumpkins was missing. then i looked up a noticed a couple of kids running down the road from a neighbor's place.
drunk, i decided that these no good pumpkin thieves deserved to be prosecuted for their pumpkin and wreath theft. called the non emergency line and told them what happened and where they ran off to. hung up the phone and 30 seconds later a cop car slowed down and circled back around the intersection where i described them to be. they passed by after making a loop on the road they probably went down a few minutes later.
i put out my smoke and went in, totally tripped out about what had just happened.
you're very welcome! now that your military grade killing tools are worth more, you'll be sure to lock them up so they don't get stolen by some mentally ill dude with plans on murdering classrooms of 6 year olds.
NLXSK1
Well-Known Member
From this drunken observation UB has concluded that cops show up within 1 minute of being called every time.
Who needs a gun?
LOL!!!
It took the cops over 20 minutes to get to the Sandy Hook Elementary school. You are going to have to ban more than high capacity magazines if that is the response time of the police.
Who needs a gun?
LOL!!!
It took the cops over 20 minutes to get to the Sandy Hook Elementary school. You are going to have to ban more than high capacity magazines if that is the response time of the police.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Its momentum at the very least ... otherwise you'll fall over on the backswing. cn
kelly4
Well-Known Member
You called the cops?
Statistics show they have a better chance of getting shot if you call the cops.
I thought you were anti kids getting shot...
Uncle Yuck,
I am a convicted felon. I can not own a gun unless it is a black powder firearm. I shoot primative weapons such a self bows and cross bows, make my own arrows and fletching too. I have an axe as well. It is your Marxist mind set that scares me, you by yourself aint shit, but the millions that think like you are the real problem we face in this day and age.
Memukan
The day may come when I would rather be caught with a gun than to be caught without one.
ChesusRice
Well-Known Member
YOu cannot own a black powder rifle either
and a Minnesota court already ruled a pellet gun is also considered a firearm