Someone went into my back yard and took a trash bag out of my barrel. I wanna catch this fool. But the only thing I can think of is to have a motion sensored light out back i dont have, and cant afford) or keep my dog out back(which I wont). I need something to alert me if someone is in my backyard. any suggestions on how to catch this prick? It could very well be a private investigator that my moms scumbag bf knows. Could be anyone. But I wanna catchy him and detain him and call the cops. (if hes looking for shit) if hes just a bum looking for food than i dont care and I dont wanna get someone like a bum in trouble.
Who the fuck does that?
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Winter Woman
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It's only a trash bag, unless there is more to the story.
the bent botanist
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cow bells on the bin lid? or on trip wires.. take a dump in you're garbage bags from now on
Winter Woman
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OK, that would be a problem. Hope you shred everything.
Kite High
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cops trying to get evidence....lowlife wanting your identity....starving homeless looking for food....crackhead looking for a dropped piece...hell lotsa reasons and people...
Booby trap the thing
and it doesn't have to hurt them...make it dump paint on them or something...then you will at least have a trail
Stonerssidekick
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We had the same problem for a while at my aunts house, I suggest make a trap of sorts (not a harmful one, just enough to get your dog to bark) Go buy a 10$ trash can and fill it with something loud, then either glue the top on so it cant come off or make a trip wire so it gets knocked over, set them mofos up!
the bent botanist
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I heard Oscar the grouch is looking for work
the bent botanist
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fuck you beat me too it lol
Stonerssidekick
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that would probably kill the guy 
Winter Woman
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Hey is that Ryan?
minnesmoker
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Garbage can + flash device and noise maker + PC camera with motion detection software (ispy works great) = Fun!!! You'll also hear the noise maker and can heckle the person.
For a simple flash device, you'll need 1 disposable camera, a couple grams of good weed, and some spare time. Smoke the weed, disassemble the camera, connect now-accessible flash board/battery combo to garbage can, and connect the trigger to the lid. When opened it flashes. Hook up that noise device to your trash can ... (You can also make a wicked ghetto stun-gun outta a pair of those cameras.)
For a simple flash device, you'll need 1 disposable camera, a couple grams of good weed, and some spare time. Smoke the weed, disassemble the camera, connect now-accessible flash board/battery combo to garbage can, and connect the trigger to the lid. When opened it flashes. Hook up that noise device to your trash can ... (You can also make a wicked ghetto stun-gun outta a pair of those cameras.)
Stonerssidekick
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or do as previously posted, and just drop a loaf in the can, that'll make your point. 
peanut butter
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dig holes around the garbage can about 2 feet deep, then put in some pointed sticks with the pointed end pointing downward and diagonal. there foot and leg goes in the hole, but they will end up ripping a lot of meat off there leg trying to get it back out of the hole.......just saying......