Who the fuck does that?

[Bakatare666]

Eyelets on the top corners of your fence (Wood fence?) with fishing line run through it, and one end going in your kitchen (or any) window with a bell, or just tie beer bottles at the ends to jingle when moved.
Beer bottles are how I used to catch raccoons.
You could also cover the handle of your lid with dog shit.

 

[Pipe Dream]

Investigators or dumpster divers I guess.

 

[Stillbuzzin]

Be very careful what you put in your trash until you know who is doing it. First I would buy 2 dozen condoms and fill them with mayo. Place in trash. I would drive them crazy. When you get tired of messing with them , then I would start taking a dump all around the trash can . They will get tired first I promise if you do it the right way.
How ever private dectives do get a lot of info from this . As do police. As I said be careful as to what you place in trash.

 

[see4]

Electric fencing wrapped inside the trashcan. Hand on trash can... ZZAAP!!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Careful, boobytraps are illegal in most states, even on your own property. Motion sensors are great and only alert you, so you can go size up the situation for yourself while they are there unaware you are watching them. You can get a good reciever and sensor for $40. SKylink makes one. Then you can add up to 15 more sensors for your receiver (four "zones"). Good luck, be smart, be safe.

 

[see4]

@ClaytonBigsby - do you honestly think any of these suggestions are actual real advice that should be taken seriously?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

@ClaytonBigsby - do you honestly think any of these suggestions are actual real advice that should be taken seriously?

Are you trolling me?

 

[kinetic]

Are you trolling me?

You don't really have to ask that of him do you?

 

[see4]

Are you trolling me?

uh.. touche?

 

[kinetic]

uh.. touche?

damn dude there's no e on touch....

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Are you trolling me?

My spidey senses went on full alert too.

 

[gioua]

Ok, first off she's my grand daughter (#1, thank you very much).
Second, he's a Watusi bull and holds the world record for the largest horns.
And he was a big sweet heart.
The lady that owned him is a family friend, we used to visit him often.

Glad you cleared this up for me too.. I always thought it was a photoshoped bull.. that thing is scary!!

 

[bomb hills]

Lol, this is good thred. As Stillbuzzin stated I would be careful as to what goes in the trash.

 

[see4]

My spidey senses went on full alert too.

I complimented your grand daughter, thought your comment and quotes were funny, and you insult me by claiming the things I say are trolling.. not very nice.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I complimented your grand daughter, thought your comment and quotes were funny, and you insult me by claiming the things I say are trolling.. not very nice.

Tingling again.
I have nothing against you - but play with others please.

 

[minnesmoker]

My suggestion was serious... And, not a bit illegal or dangerous (unless you make the stun gun outta the camera, instead of the flash-alert system for your home security...)

 

[Stonerssidekick]

Eyelets on the top corners of your fence (Wood fence?) with fishing line run through it, and one end going in your kitchen (or any) window with a bell, or just tie beer bottles at the ends to jingle when moved.
Beer bottles are how I used to catch raccoons.
You could also cover the handle of your lid with dog shit.

thats extremely crafty, props.

 

[see4]

Tingling again.
I have nothing against you - but play with others please.

I like the sound of that. Whom should I start playing with first? If you like I shall start playing with myself to begin.

 

[Stonerssidekick]

^^^^^ not the dog shit part haha

 

[kinetic]

I like the sound of that. Whom should I start playing with first? If you like I shall start playing with myself to begin.

I don't know if you're aware of it but stonersidkick is a girl. Have fun with that, she seems to really dig your posts.