"Son, why are the monkey's eyes so red?"

[see4]

I had her in 2001. Seconds.

Difference is, I actually did hook up with her. Spring break bars are as fun as they say.

 

[Red1966]

is it you're 2nd or 3rd proudest moment? id be content with my life if I could get a monkey baked

What does baked monkey taste like?

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

What does baked monkey taste like?

one manic monkey, my dad did experiments in the 70's for the Navy, most involved EMP and effects but he siad before that he did grunt work for a lab that tested pot on monkeys . . . .he said it would take 5 very fit men 250+ to subdue and return him their cages and i think they were juveniles

 

[Red1966]

Difference is, I actually did hook up with her. Spring break bars are as fun as they say.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Red1966]

one manic monkey, my dad did experiments in the 70's for the Navy, most involved EMP and effects but he siad before that he did grunt work for a lab that tested pot on monkeys . . . .he said it would take 5 very fit men 250+ to subdue and return him their cages and i think they were juveniles

What kind of monkeys? I don't think five men could overpower a chimpanzee.

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

they were juvenile chimps . . . so not full strength adults

but i guess with all your experience with monkeys involving my father im sure you could fill in the blanks yourself

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[Red1966]

I am your father

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

i doubt you can climb el capitain . . . .

but nice try to assume the role of someone with a family

 

[Canna Sylvan]

got the monkey stoned, mom comes home says "son, why are the monkey's eyes so red" and my friends have never let me live it down after 30 years. good times.

And, why are you just telling us now?

 

[Red1966]

i doubt you can climb el capitain . . . . but nice try to assume the role of someone with a family

I know your mother was fat, but referring to her as a mountain is cruel.

 

[thetrickstergod]

And, why are you just telling us now?

just learned how to type...really is like magic..the gods must be crazy.

 

[srh88]

[video=youtube;u6iOe01mE3c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6iOe01mE3c[/video]

 

[Blue Wizard]

[video=youtube;cQ7J7UjsRqg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg[/video]

 

[budman111]

not my proudest moment but I went there as a bored teen living in the third world with a pet monkey and some killer weed.

It got revenge dude...

 

[Metasynth]

one manic monkey, my dad did experiments in the 70's for the Navy, most involved EMP and effects but he siad before that he did grunt work for a lab that tested pot on monkeys . . . .he said it would take 5 very fit men 250+ to subdue and return him their cages and i think they were juveniles

What kind of monkeys? I don't think five men could overpower a chimpanzee.

they were juvenile chimps . . . so not full strength adults

but i guess with all your experience with monkeys involving my father im sure you could fill in the blanks yourself

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Chimps aren't monkeys, they're apes. Apes have no tails, monkeys do.

 

[dirtsurfr]

About the only thing most here know about monkeys is spanking em....