Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[jdhutson2006]

I thought there was something wrong with me once. I drank blue power ade 3 times a day and I had green poop. Freaked me the fuck out.

hehe...that's kinda what got me started...poop been grass green for THREE days! hubby says stop looking at it and i won't freak out but now i can't help myself!!!!!!! AAAAGGGHHH

 

[giggles26]

You guys are good unless you start sniffing it

 

[Flaming Pie]

You must be eating or drinking something with blue dye in it.

 

[Krondizzel]

You must be eating or drinking something with blue dye in it.

It's the blue powerade. I used to wonder wtf too. It's the damn powerade.

 

[kinetic]

You must be eating or drinking something with blue dye in it.

Is this your first child?
If so prepare thyself for some funky poo.

 

[jdhutson2006]

at first i thought it was the green enchilada sauce! but not for 3 days! maybe it's them grape NOS that i been drinking almost daily? but that's purple!!!! and i don't gotta sniff it! i SPRAY!!! LMAO

 

[Blue Wizard]

You guys are good unless you start sniffing it

I build little race cars out of my poop.

http://www.abum.com/54868/Steve-Buscemi-as-the-Mad-Hatter.html

 

[Flaming Pie]

Is this your first child?
If so prepare thyself for some funky poo.

Black tar, they tell me.

Just the first couple poops.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

I thought there was something wrong with me once. I drank blue power ade 3 times a day and I had green poop. Freaked me the fuck out.

Sometimes I'll drink like two bottles of red wine to the dome and have like dark purple/black poop the next day. It's pretty cool, I have black metal shit!

 

[Carne Seca]

I thought there was something wrong with me once. I drank blue power ade 3 times a day and I had green poop. Freaked me the fuck out.

A co-worker's child drank the fluid from a glow stick. The child's shit glowed in the dark for a couple of days. Thank God it's non-toxic.

 

[UncleBuck]

Cant remember, sorry. But you should look at your poop, it's quite normal. You can tell a lot about your health by looking at your stool.

i stopped eating fast food and cut out as much processed food as i could and my 2 year stretch of runny poo went away, been shitting solid ever since.

even on hot summer days when i drink a lot of beer

 

[Flaming Pie]

Breast milk is good for poop.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

A co-worker's child drank the fluid from a glow stick. The child's shit glowed in the dark for a couple of days. Thank God it's non-toxic.

That sounds like an awesome party trick. "Hey guys, come check this shit out!"

 

[jdhutson2006]

oh i have four them buggers! orange poo for carrots...green for peas...and yes...black tar if they get formula with iron! nasty business!

 

[PeyoteReligion]

i stopped eating fast food and cut out as much processed food as i could and my 2 year stretch of runny poo went away, been shitting solid ever since.

even on hot summer days when i drink a lot of beer

Even though I kill a six pack every day, I manage to have pretty solid shit still. Weekends are a different story.

 

[Flaming Pie]

6 months of purty poop for my kid. Unless she gets sick.

 

[jdhutson2006]

Sometimes I'll drink like two bottles of red wine to the dome and have like dark purple/black poop the next day. It's pretty cool, I have black metal shit!

metal to the core!!! LMAO

 

[jdhutson2006]

we used to BUY cow poop made to look like chickens all shalacked and on a plaque!!! PAID MONEY FOR IT!!!!

 

[Trolling]

Been working 8-10 hour days, double shifts lately, and still have energy. Got my 2nd job at Five Guys and they are just throwing me hours all over the place. Thinking of trying to find an overnight stocking shift or something...I NEEDS MONEY!

 

[Blue Wizard]

Speaking of poop, I had to clean another poop hand print off the stall in the women's restroom again a couple weeks ago. At least it was only one partial hand print and not 4 or 5 full ones like last time.