Welll.. fuck

see4

see4

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Carne Seca said:
I've only had two infractions since I joined. Both were from Fdd.
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That s.o.b. gave me infractions every other day. But I used to give it to him bad. Half the time he abused the power, the other half I definitely deserved it. Ahh well, such is life.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Good news! My he-who-must-not-be-named relative from an undisclosed neighboring medical state is rumored to have a "gift" for me. I'm hoping it's a green gift. If he gives me a tie or underwear he won't live to see HIS next birthday.
 
Trolling

Trolling

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Carne Seca said:
Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm broke. I have no weed. AND. I'm getting audited by the IRS. ON MY BIRTHDAY. Assholes. Worst year ever. I don't even have the money to drown my sorrows in a bottle of Cuervo. I've been paying taxes since the age of 17 and I've never had a problem. I had to empty my bank account to fix my car two weeks ago. It cost a little over 1,900 dollars and I had to skip a car payment. Now they're going to put a lien on my account and I will probably end up losing my car. It has something to do with my state taxes and unemployment benefits that ran out before I got this job. I got a letter on Thursday telling me that I was given notice 60 days ago. I never got it. Now they're saying I have to come up with the money by tomorrow or face a lien. Yay me!

I guess it's time to peddle my ass on the street. Fifty bucks a pop. Me love you long time!

Did I mention that I'm holding down a full time job and taking care of my dad who has Alzheimer's? No? Well I'm mentioning it now. I'm asking once again, please stop the world. I want to get off. Please? I don't wanna play anymore. I'm taking my ball and going home.
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There there? I'm sorry, I...I just dunno what to tell you.


Everythings gonna be ok...hope I helped.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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♪♫Happy birfum day toooo me. Happy birfum day tooo meee. Happy BIRFUM DAY DEAR IRS ASSHOLES!!!! Happy Birfum Day toooo meeeeeee.... ♪♫

And many more.... on channel four. ::jazz hands::

 
see4

see4

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Hard-Gay-dance.jpg

I hope this picture of me dancing for you gets you through your birthday. I've got moves for a white boy.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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Happy birthday and many more!

Here's some musical inspiration.

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Please don't tell me I can't make it
It aint gonna do me any good
And please don't offer me your modern method
I'm fixin' to carve this out of wood
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Happy Birthday Carne.

I was audited along time ago. Is it a full field audit? If so you better have every fricking receipt. They aren't really out to get anyone... unless they're having a bad day or didn't get laid last night.
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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Happy Birthday!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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I am overwhelmed by all the well wishing. It does my old heart good. Now I would like to take this time to thank all the little people. Elves, Gnomes, Fairies... You know, the little people. I never would have made it without them. :p
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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Carne Seca said:
I am overwhelmed by all the well wishing. It does my old heart good. Now I would like to take this time to thank all the little people. Elves, Gnomes, Fairies... You know, the little people. I never would have made it without them. :p
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DON'T forget the Trolls you know how they get!!!!!
 
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