see4
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That s.o.b. gave me infractions every other day. But I used to give it to him bad. Half the time he abused the power, the other half I definitely deserved it. Ahh well, such is life.
Welll.. fuck
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Carne Seca
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Good news! My he-who-must-not-be-named relative from an undisclosed neighboring medical state is rumored to have a "gift" for me. I'm hoping it's a green gift. If he gives me a tie or underwear he won't live to see HIS next birthday.
Trolling
New Member
There there? I'm sorry, I...I just dunno what to tell you.
Everythings gonna be ok...hope I helped.
see4
Well-Known Member
Now you need to pat his erection. A gentle touch will suffice.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Y'all stay away from my penis. Amateurs.
cheechako
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That's the problem finding work nowadays - everyone wants prior experience.
mike.hotel
Active Member
It can always be worse. Happy Birthday Man.
Carne Seca
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♪♫Happy birfum day toooo me. Happy birfum day tooo meee. Happy BIRFUM DAY DEAR IRS ASSHOLES!!!! Happy Birfum Day toooo meeeeeee.... ♪♫
And many more.... on channel four. ::jazz hands::
And many more.... on channel four. ::jazz hands::
lahadaextranjera
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Happy Birthday Carne!!!! Keep smiling (and joking) !!! 
theQuetzalcoatl
Active Member
Happy Birthday Carne!
The Outdoorsman
Well-Known Member
Happy birthday and many more!
Here's some musical inspiration.
[youtube]SFvjQI93kT8[/youtube]
Please don't tell me I can't make it
It aint gonna do me any good
And please don't offer me your modern method
I'm fixin' to carve this out of wood
Here's some musical inspiration.
[youtube]SFvjQI93kT8[/youtube]
Please don't tell me I can't make it
It aint gonna do me any good
And please don't offer me your modern method
I'm fixin' to carve this out of wood
Winter Woman
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Happy Birthday Carne.
I was audited along time ago. Is it a full field audit? If so you better have every fricking receipt. They aren't really out to get anyone... unless they're having a bad day or didn't get laid last night.
I was audited along time ago. Is it a full field audit? If so you better have every fricking receipt. They aren't really out to get anyone... unless they're having a bad day or didn't get laid last night.
Happy birthday brother !
And I hope your IRS experience is a non-event.
And I hope your IRS experience is a non-event.
Carne Seca
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I am overwhelmed by all the well wishing. It does my old heart good. Now I would like to take this time to thank all the little people. Elves, Gnomes, Fairies... You know, the little people. I never would have made it without them. 
dirtsurfr
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DON'T forget the Trolls you know how they get!!!!!I am overwhelmed by all the well wishing. It does my old heart good. Now I would like to take this time to thank all the little people. Elves, Gnomes, Fairies... You know, the little people. I never would have made it without them.
