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Bear Country

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Carne Seca said:
I don't know... No quiero Taco Hell.
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Hey keep it up Carne......I need to brush up on my spanish......I was fortunate enough to spend some time in Spain and I learned allot....however the lingo is slightly different from like people in NM or Colorado and way different from mexico and then Puerto Rico....forget about that...I dont understand a fucken word they are saying....plus they speak so dam fast its like ....WHAT.....
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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just annihilated the tetris score.

it was a shaky game at around 100k, was just knocking out lines instead of tetrising, then i decided to grow a pair and score a few level 15 and 16 tetrises.

i looked down and was at 190k. no need to be a hero anymore, just knock out enough lines to get to 200k and that trophy is yours.

i passed 200k and let my nuts swing in the wind. started to tetris and all the pieces were almost custom ordered.

the game finally spun out of control past level 25 or so, but all is well.

i have scored the high score in tetris. my life is complete.
 
ANC

ANC

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“Come on Grandma everybody’s doing it.” Looks like the little old ladies down at the nursing home might be lighting up and chillin’ out. A new study tested the effects of medical marijuana on the already possibly dazed and confused. Researchers treated nineteen residents of a nursing home in Israel with cannabis with all patients showing an immediate improvement in their moods and communication skills. Use of prescription drugs dropped by 72% overall, reducing the need for antipsychotics, mood stabilizers and pain relievers And the kicker? Seventeen of the nineteen experienced healthy weight gain, having much improved appetites. Imagine that—Mawmaw got the munchies! Can you see you Grandma smoking a doobie? Inhale grandma….
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http://www.redorbit.com/news/video/the-daily-orbit/1112770951/fossil-find-may-upend-flight-evolution-theories-012513/?utm_source=taboola
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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so its nasty out today.. rain/snow/sleet.. first customer i talk to on the lot says 'oh i had the day off, im just looking around, im all set' now i get the whole just looking thing, but there is an internet for that.. i mean i do work here i can help you inside to figure out what you do and dont want its kinda my job. So i reply well its a beautiful day to be out especially on your day off i cant think of anything i would rather do.. and just stared at him. now its a stare off and i got a good poker face, felt like an hour, was really like two mins before i start to see his lips curl and before he could even smile i say 'lets aleast spend your day off inside, i got a tv a couch it will be like your at home' to which he replies 'i hope not' as im walking a turn around puzzled... he goes 'you better not have my wife in there' I LOST MY SHIT was not expecting it at all from the dude.... needless to say he is the proud owner of an 08' ford fusion now
 
sunni

sunni

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Indagrow said:
so its nasty out today.. rain/snow/sleet.. first customer i talk to on the lot says 'oh i had the day off, im just looking around, im all set' now i get the whole just looking thing, but there is an internet for that.. i mean i do work here i can help you inside to figure out what you do and dont want its kinda my job. So i reply well its a beautiful day to be out especially on your day off i cant think of anything i would rather do.. and just stared at him. now its a stare off and i got a good poker face, felt like an hour, was really like two mins before i start to see his lips curl and before he could even smile i say 'lets aleast spend your day off inside, i got a tv a couch it will be like your at home' to which he replies 'i hope not' as im walking a turn around puzzled... he goes 'you better not have my wife in there' I LOST MY SHIT was not expecting it at all from the dude.... needless to say he is the proud owner of an 08' ford fusion now
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guess what?


i got the day off today hahaahhahhaa
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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i got my day on... like hard on, im out of here at three and already got a car sold.. but yeah sunni i would much rather be sleeping currently or atleast have my toes wram, dress shoes and slush dont work together
 
sunni

sunni

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Indagrow said:
i got my day on... like hard on, im out of here at three and already got a car sold.. but yeah sunni i would much rather be sleeping currently or atleast have my toes wram, dress shoes and slush dont work together
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well i sure hope your tooties get warm ^_^ :) ill drink a warm coffee for ya;)
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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yeah thats gross sunni why would anyone even think that, good moderation's

Edit: ive had my phone off for two days now, so i turned it back on, i had 73 messages and 12 voice mails . so i did the normal thing and deleted all of them without reading
 
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