The best advice you ever got?

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Have ya been to the Uncle Ben threads?

He knows his shit but I avoid all of his threads, lol


I may have spoken out once on a thread he was in, but for the most part I'm just a silent observer biting my tongue lol

 

[slowbus]

A few, try to peek in and stay silent for the most part as I could provoke things should the mood strike me and don't wish to earn the troll title today. lol

to late

 

[kinetic]

He knows his shit but I avoid all of his threads, lol


I may have spoken out once on a thread he was in, but for the most part I'm just a silent observer biting my tongue lol

I believe I read that, you called out how he didn't invent topping for mj. I don't think he liked that lol

 

[Figong]

to late

Well damn, I wasn't even intentionally trolling like I was in the Colorado patients when some retard who was new and trolling wanted to play, so I challenged him to a game of troll the troll.

 

[Balzac89]

In Soviet Korea? cn

You work to maintain your possessions

 

[mr2shim]

"everyone alive on this planet is a fucking idiot"

By far the best thing anyone has ever told me.

 

[cannabineer]

i'm sure manatees learn this the hard way.

Teaches them not to teesaman. cn

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

You sir are incorrigible.

It took several seconds.



Quit making me think !



Edit: Congrats on spanking 30k resoundingly.

 

[cannabineer]

I love depth charge humor.

~splash~

(pause)

thump. cn

 

[monkeybones]

just breath

 

[dark34348]

Once you get on the boat, you stay on the boat.

 

[potpimp]

The best advice I ever got was "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night".

 

[lahadaextranjera]

This one is me down to a 'T':-

'It's not what you know, it's who you know'.

 

[420God]

"Timing is everything"

 

[joe macclennan]

practice makes perfect

 

[Ganju]

use 2 condoms

 

[Figong]

use 2 condoms

Bad advice, more prone to tearing - as an aside.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

"use protection, every time"

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

"Ride-em like you stole-em."



Ok, nobody ever really gave me that advice - but it pretty well describes my treatment of random gf's prior to settling down.

 

[Figong]

"Ride-em like you stole-em."



Ok, nobody ever really gave me that advice - but it pretty well describes my treatment of random gf's prior to settling down.

"Drive it like it's stolen and don't stop till you see the flashin' lights!" ?