Random Jibber Jabber Thread

see4

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Haha! Chloe Kardashian just said, "If I can't smell my sisters' pussy, what else am I supposed to do."


And no.. I don't watch this fucking show... my friend came over and she loves this show.. so I guess I have to deal...
 

beardo

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This is what just happened and how I handled it. Its kind of bothering me, but I guess it doesn't matter.

So I see this hottie/skank walking her dog, just before some douche on a skateboard/jock/bro whatever comes flying up all crazy and stops so we're at a light all standing there, and I say to the chick, hey i'm going home to have dinner, I have an extra can of speggeti-O's if you want to come with me. So this guy jumps right in with "is that a pomerainan?" and starts petting her dog and says "I had one" or have one or some dumb shit- Now I was just joking in the first place and amusing myself, but his behavior was super lame and I don't think that I made it clear, I just said to her, "so I guess thats a no on the speggeti-O's" and then said whatever happy St Patrics day- and the girl and the guy said happy st patrics day- and he said it all exaderated and gay, like he was clowning me, I don't know if he thought he was smooth or what, but not calling him on his being lame kind of bothers me but I guess it shouldn't since I was just having fun and I was ammused and don't care about the skank or the lame ass dude, I just don't like his thinking he's hot shit.
I should have been quicker with my verbal, no regrets and probably for the best, now that dude thinks he's cool, and I still laugh they are both lame and I didn't argue with either of them or anything and they probably both just think i'm weird or lame.
 

Confucious

Active Member
This is what just happened and how I handled it is kind of bothering me, but I guess it doesn't matter.

So I see this hottie/skank walking her dog, just before some douche on a skateboard/jock/bro whatever comes flying up all crazy and stops so we're at a light all standing there, and I say to the chick, hey i'm going home to have dinner, I have an extra can of speggeti-O's if you want to come with me. So this guy jumps right in with "is that a pomerainan?" and starts petting her dog and says "I had one" or have one or some dumb shit- Now I was just joking in the first place and amusing myself, but his behavior was super lame and I don't think that I made it clear, I just said to her, "so I guess thats a no on the speggeti-O's" and then said whatever happy St Patrics day- and the girl and the guy said happy st patrics day- and he said it all exaderated and gay, like he was clowning me, I don't know if he thought he was smooth or what, but not calling him on his being lame kind of bothers me but I guess it shouldn't since I was just having fun and I was ammused and don't care about the skank or the lame ass dude, I just don't like his thinking he's hot shit.
I should have been quicker with my verbal, no regrets and probably for the best, now that dude thinks he's cool, and I still laugh they are both lame and I didn't argue with either of them or anything and they probably both just think i'm weird or lame.
Its better to just let them think your weird and lame and you go on your day by just giving them a happy st. patties day.
 

Orithil

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This is what just happened and how I handled it is kind of bothering me, but I guess it doesn't matter.

So I see this hottie/skank walking her dog, just before some douche on a skateboard/jock/bro whatever comes flying up all crazy and stops so we're at a light all standing there, and I say to the chick, hey i'm going home to have dinner, I have an extra can of speggeti-O's if you want to come with me. So this guy jumps right in with "is that a pomerainan?" and starts petting her dog and says "I had one" or have one or some dumb shit- Now I was just joking in the first place and amusing myself, but his behavior was super lame and I don't think that I made it clear, I just said to her, "so I guess thats a no on the speggeti-O's" and then said whatever happy St Patrics day- and the girl and the guy said happy st patrics day- and he said it all exaderated and gay, like he was clowning me, I don't know if he thought he was smooth or what, but not calling him on his being lame kind of bothers me but I guess it shouldn't since I was just having fun and I was ammused and don't care about the skank or the lame ass dude, I just don't like his thinking he's hot shit.
I should have been quicker with my verbal, no regrets and probably for the best, now that dude thinks he's cool, and I still laugh they are both lame and I didn't argue with either of them or anything and they probably both just think i'm weird or lame.
What's wrong with being weird? Everyone always tells me I'm weird, some people even go so far as to tell me I'm the weirdest person they know....and I look them in the eye and say "Yeah, but I get laid every day, do you?".
 

RainbowBrite86

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2013-03-179516.49.27.jpgSooo....Chico didn't die of old age after all. This. This is Bella's tummy. She is another dog of mine. This popped up on her stomach and I took her to the vet. I thought it was her and Tucker rough housing and that she'd been hurt by it. And those are just bruises on her stomach, believe it or not. As a matter of fact had Tuckie NOT roughed her up she probably would've died showing no outward signs of her ailment at all. SOMEONE, (I do know who), fed my Chihuahua's...rat poison. She was bleeding internally from it. Something she, as a younger dog, was able to fight off longer than my Chico, who was a senior dog.
 

Confucious

Active Member
View attachment 2573962Sooo....Chico didn't die of old age after all. This. This is Bella's tummy. She is another dog of mine. This popped up on her stomach and I took her to the vet. I thought it was her and Tucker rough housing and that she'd been hurt by it. And those are just bruises on her stomach, believe it or not. As a matter of fact had Tuckie NOT roughed her up she probably would've died showing no outward signs of her ailment at all. SOMEONE, (I do know who), fed my Chihuahua's...rat poison. She was bleeding internally from it. Something she, as a younger dog, was able to fight off longer than my Chico, who was a senior dog.
OMG I am so sorry. Do you have any neighbors that don't like you by chance?
 

RainbowBrite86

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Yes. Yes I do. I have some goddamn honky ass neighbors with 25 fucking campers in their yard all housing pieces of shit from our very own local neighborhood (so proud). Their dogs came into my yard and killed my sons goat. My dog killed their dogs. They wanted my dog put down. I won in court. They got new dogs. Those dogs came over to slaughter 2 of our hens. I started building a taller fence. Now my fucking dogs are poisoned. I...am...sorry. I don't mean to curse at you. I'm very angry.
 

Confucious

Active Member
Yes. Yes I do. I have some goddamn honky ass neighbors with 25 fucking campers in their yard all housing pieces of shit from our very own local neighborhood (so proud). Their dogs came into my yard and killed my sons goat. My dog killed their dogs. They wanted my dog put down. I won in court. They got new dogs. Those dogs came over to slaughter 2 of our hens. I started building a taller fence. Now my fucking dogs are poisoned. I...am...sorry. I don't mean to curse at you. I'm very angry.
Your not cussing me your cussing the god damn honkys, so its ok and you have every reason to be mad and to cuss.
 

minnesmoker

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This is what just happened and how I handled it. Its kind of bothering me, but I guess it doesn't matter.

So I see this hottie/skank walking her dog, just before some douche on a skateboard/jock/bro whatever comes flying up all crazy and stops so we're at a light all standing there, and I say to the chick, hey i'm going home to have dinner, I have an extra can of speggeti-O's if you want to come with me. So this guy jumps right in with "is that a pomerainan?" and starts petting her dog and says "I had one" or have one or some dumb shit- Now I was just joking in the first place and amusing myself, but his behavior was super lame and I don't think that I made it clear, I just said to her, "so I guess thats a no on the speggeti-O's" and then said whatever happy St Patrics day- and the girl and the guy said happy st patrics day- and he said it all exaderated and gay, like he was clowning me, I don't know if he thought he was smooth or what, but not calling him on his being lame kind of bothers me but I guess it shouldn't since I was just having fun and I was ammused and don't care about the skank or the lame ass dude, I just don't like his thinking he's hot shit.
I should have been quicker with my verbal, no regrets and probably for the best, now that dude thinks he's cool, and I still laugh they are both lame and I didn't argue with either of them or anything and they probably both just think i'm weird or lame.
It'd be fun to shroom with you.
 
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