Why does my gf ...

[captaingreenthumb]

Don't pull her hair so hard.

 

[POUNDS]

makes no sence bra but i do go slow at first

 

[UncleBuck]

makes no sence bra but i do go slow at first

and how does fido respond to that?

i am intimating that you have sex with canines.

 

[POUNDS]

the fuck is canine?

 

[UncleBuck]

the fuck is canine?

fido.

this guy is fucking dumb.

 

[POUNDS]

stop speakin gaganese and speak english

 

[UncleBuck]

stop speakin gaganese and speak english

canine. fido. dog.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Maybe your dick is too long for doggy style? Or you are hitting it at a weird angle.

 

[chewberto]

"Hurts" means she cant get off in that position! With your piece of course!

 

[Flaming Pie]

or maybe you have really bony hips and she doesn't have enough padding to deal with the "pound"

 

[Figong]

Maybe your dick is too long for doggy style? Or you are hitting it at a weird angle.

You bring up a good point `Pie.. Perhaps the OP should invest in the DIY vasectomy kit to stop these king kong dongs from taking over the world.

 

[POUNDS]

na man its normal. with my piece of course ? yo i feell like im talking to like 40 or 50 yr old men
the way u talkin

 

[POUNDS]

or maybe you have really bony hips and she doesn't have enough padding to deal with the "pound"

not enough padding? not the case

 

[POUNDS]

You bring up a good point `Pie.. Perhaps the OP should invest in the DIY vasectomy kit to stop these king kong dongs from taking over the world.

lmao how do i make this my signature

 

[UncleBuck]

how do i make this my signature

you need at least 100 posts to have a sig.

 

[DeeTee]

OMG, I can't believe I'm reading this post.

 

[POUNDS]

hey man thats all u

 

[POUNDS]

damna do i need a certain rep to get a sig too

 

[Flaming Pie]

Or maybe you went in the wrong hole?

 

[UncleBuck]

damna do i need a certain rep to get a sig too

4 bars of rep at least.