Why does my gf ...

captaingreenthumb · Mar 23, 2013

Don't pull her hair so hard.

POUNDS · Mar 23, 2013

makes no sence bra but i do go slow at first

UncleBuck · Mar 23, 2013

POUNDS said:
makes no sence bra but i do go slow at first

and how does fido respond to that?

i am intimating that you have sex with canines.

POUNDS · Mar 23, 2013

the fuck is canine?

UncleBuck · Mar 23, 2013

POUNDS said:
the fuck is canine?

fido.

this guy is fucking dumb.

POUNDS · Mar 23, 2013

stop speakin gaganese and speak english

UncleBuck · Mar 23, 2013

POUNDS said:
stop speakin gaganese and speak english

canine. fido. dog.

Flaming Pie · Mar 23, 2013

Maybe your dick is too long for doggy style? Or you are hitting it at a weird angle.

chewberto · Mar 23, 2013

"Hurts" means she cant get off in that position! With your piece of course!

Flaming Pie · Mar 23, 2013

or maybe you have really bony hips and she doesn't have enough padding to deal with the "pound"

Figong · Mar 23, 2013

Flaming Pie said:
Maybe your dick is too long for doggy style? Or you are hitting it at a weird angle.

You bring up a good point `Pie.. Perhaps the OP should invest in the DIY vasectomy kit to stop these king kong dongs from taking over the world.

POUNDS · Mar 23, 2013

na man its normal. with my piece of course ? yo i feell like im talking to like 40 or 50 yr old men
the way u talkin

POUNDS · Mar 23, 2013

Flaming Pie said:
or maybe you have really bony hips and she doesn't have enough padding to deal with the "pound"

not enough padding? not the case

POUNDS · Mar 23, 2013

Figong said:
You bring up a good point `Pie.. Perhaps the OP should invest in the DIY vasectomy kit to stop these king kong dongs from taking over the world.

lmao how do i make this my signature

UncleBuck · Mar 23, 2013

POUNDS said:
how do i make this my signature

you need at least 100 posts to have a sig.

DeeTee · Mar 23, 2013

OMG, I can't believe I'm reading this post.

POUNDS · Mar 23, 2013

hey man thats all u

POUNDS · Mar 23, 2013

damna do i need a certain rep to get a sig too

Flaming Pie · Mar 23, 2013

Or maybe you went in the wrong hole?

UncleBuck · Mar 23, 2013

POUNDS said:
damna do i need a certain rep to get a sig too

4 bars of rep at least.

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