Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Flaming Pie

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My dog ate my two plants today. And they were budding. Which is why he ate them. He's a total stoner. Bella will hide when she knows you're even lighting up. Tucker will jump in your face and sit til you blow for him, tap you if you take too long in between blows, and he will eat buds and medibles like they are going out of style if you leave them unattended. I thought he wouldn't be able to get to them. I was wrong. RIP Kristina and Penelope. You would have been amazing. Damn dog.
Did they tear through the tent?
 

RainbowBrite86

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Did they tear through the tent?
No, lol. He just fucking opened it. Damnit. Knocked my lights around, leaves were burnt to shit. I was in the shower for 15 minutes. He's worse than my kids most of the time. And he's always so immediately remorseful lol. I just look at him, and he hangs his head and looks at me like "*sigh* sorry mom..." Of course now he's dead asleep, probably enjoying the THC he consumed. What a turd.
 

Flaming Pie

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No, lol. He just fucking opened it. Damnit. Knocked my lights around, leaves were burnt to shit. I was in the shower for 15 minutes. He's worse than my kids most of the time. And he's always so immediately remorseful lol. I just look at him, and he hangs his head and looks at me like "*sigh* sorry mom..." Of course now he's dead asleep, probably enjoying the THC he consumed. What a turd.
So your plants were in a tent...zipped up?

Trying to envision it.
 

RainbowBrite86

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So your plants were in a tent...zipped up?

Trying to envision it.
Picture a dog that truly uses his paws like hands. And those dew claws...those are brutal. It was zipped up and down, with the zippers from the top and bottom meeting somewhere near the middle. My guys is he jumped and put pressure where the zippers met, forcing it open, and then hopped in and had dinner.
 

MellowFarmer

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No, lol. He just fucking opened it. Damnit. Knocked my lights around, leaves were burnt to shit. I was in the shower for 15 minutes. He's worse than my kids most of the time. And he's always so immediately remorseful lol. I just look at him, and he hangs his head and looks at me like "*sigh* sorry mom..." Of course now he's dead asleep, probably enjoying the THC he consumed. What a turd.
My condolences Rainbow! I name my plants as well. That sucks but he sounds like a smart pup! I didn't know you had kids?
 

RainbowBrite86

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My condolences Rainbow! I name my plants as well. That sucks but he sounds like a smart pup! I didn't know you had kids?
Eh it's OK. Shit happens I guess. It seems to me as though Pit Bull puppies can be destructive little shits when left to their own devices...I mean so can most puppies but Pit Bulls seem to set the bar for destruction lol. Pit Bulls and Mastiffs....
 

Flaming Pie

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Eh it's OK. Shit happens I guess. It seems to me as though Pit Bull puppies can be destructive little shits when left to their own devices...I mean so can most puppies but Pit Bulls seem to set the bar for destruction lol. Pit Bulls and Mastiffs....
I was rehabilitating the cutest pit puppy and I would put her in the kennel when we went grocery shopping and like the second time I did she CHEWED a hole through the side window.

She never did piss in the house tho.

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IMG_0357.jpgI miss roxy.
 

RainbowBrite86

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You know it's weird, Tuck really did potty train himself for the most part. I think we had to correct him maybe 3 times? And then one day he was just like "Ohhhhh....I geeeet it...we go potty *outside* of the house. Ok!" And ever since then, he did!
 

mysunnyboy

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lost a light due to a pastor who doesnt like pot heads, never said a word to him and he knew. working with taking all flowers out at the right time and leaving everything else and switching grape from cfl to hps at 8. started a perpetual lemon balm/ chamomile. starter kit- tons of dirt(mg for less and happy frog for more), compost tea, regular water, and flowering water. added to the water -rapid start, vit b1
is this the church where you wanted to talk to someone about smoking weed for their health? :eyesmoke:
 
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