dirtyho1968
Well-Known Member
Edibles?....
Random Jibber Jabber Thread
- Thread starter Trolling
- Start date
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
Good guess. Cannabis and Promethazine w/ codeine. And now I'm drinking beer. I'm not even sure if I am alive anymore
dirtyho1968
Well-Known Member
Lol, you got yourself a party going. I've been having back spasms and my buddy just have me 5 somas. Feeling pretty jelly right now. Have fun.
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
I get back spasms too bro. That is why I try to stay fucked up(yet functional) 24/7. I haven't popped xtc in about 2 months......About that time.......
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
Ugh... I need to cum so bad, and hubby is willing...
But it hurts to lay on my back!!!! WTF!!!
But it hurts to lay on my back!!!! WTF!!!
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
Lay on your side. works for my wife. She's also preggo
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
I can't cum on my side. I stretch out when I am close.
Also I keep pulling hip muscles everytime I get close.
Also I keep pulling hip muscles everytime I get close.
dirtyho1968
Well-Known Member
Sit up and have him chow down.
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
That sucks. My wife busts nutts in every position. Except riding. That hurts her back. I'm sure there has got to be a pregnancy sex position chart somewhere on Google lol.
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
Yeah maybe. I just need SOMETHING to work. I can't sleep very well if I am needing it.
7 more weeks.....
7 more weeks.....
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
At least you can have sex this late. I was locked up when my first son was born. My wife said she wishes I would have been their before he was born so I could "stretch" her vag and hips haha.
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
I envy women who can just get off easy. I have always been difficult.
Sex is not the issue. Me orgasming is. Hubby can get his just fine, I hardly ever come from intercourse. And now this last trimester any intercourse is generally unpleasent to painful for me.
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
Only position that hurts me is being on my back with legs extended.
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
I'm also "hard to please" as she calls it. I usually get off from the sounds and feels of her getting off. I'm sure it's different with women though.
FresnoFarmer
Well-Known Member
Have you tried on your back with your legs somewhat bunched up while he lays on his side......kiinda making a "T" with your bodies. i find this makes most women go krazy lol
Edit: your hamstrings should rest on his hips
dirtyho1968
Well-Known Member
Time to bust out the electric gizmos.
Flaming Pie
Well-Known Member
I get excited when I am taking care of him, but then when it gets down to intercourse I just can't enjoy it. I continue cus I want him to feel good, but I am all bummed out afterwards.
He wants to take care of me, but most times I am so worried about not getting there that I would rather just take care of it myself. I kinda want to just take care of it myself tonight, but I feel guilty about telling him.
He wants to take care of me, but most times I am so worried about not getting there that I would rather just take care of it myself. I kinda want to just take care of it myself tonight, but I feel guilty about telling him.
a mongo frog
Well-Known Member
Any one watching this fucking HBO fight going on right now?