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[yellowpackTOPman]

How many chicks do you think are rubbing one out right now?

 

[GOD HERE]

50,000. At least.

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

hahah you think only 50,000 if only one nice looking one was here with me

 

[T.Huxley]

When in doubt, craigslist.




That was a joke. You don't want to end up a lampshade do ya?

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

hahha hell no, lol

 

[T.Huxley]

I'm sure some chick in New Mexico is DJ scribbling herself. Go find her!

 

[yellowpackTOPman]

yeah, but cant just any thing that just breathes you know, im sure the bitch next door is leaking all over her mattress

 

[rooky1985]

yeah, but cant just any thing that just breathes you know, im sure the bitch next door is leaking all over her mattress

Have you tried knocking on her door?

 

[Orithil]

More than you know, less than you want, but more than you'll get.

Best answer I can come up with.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Not sure.. but the ratio between guys masturbating and girls masturbating must be highly in the guys favor.

 

[giggles26]

Not sure.. but the ratio between guys masturbating and girls masturbating must be highly in the guys favor.

What is this masturbation that you speak of?

 

[T.Huxley]

Dildos are putting us out of commission! Raid the sex shops!

 

[Orithil]

Mr. Williams said it best Giggles, some men get a woman and stop jacking off, you don't get drafted to the NBA and stop practicing do you?

 

[kinetic]

During the hockey lock out in Canada sales of sex toys went up.

http://now.msn.com/nhl-lockout-sparks-rise-in-sex-toy-and-lingerie-sales

 

[giggles26]

Mr. Williams said it best Giggles, some men get a woman and stop jacking off, you don't get drafted to the NBA and stop practicing do you?

I got a woman and I still jack off lol

 

[Orithil]

I got a woman and I still jack off lol

Having been perusing the Pics of Yourself thread...I now have a mental vision that even bleach can't get rid of.

Fucking thanks, Picasso. LOL

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I got a woman and I still jack off lol

But you know it's better when she does it!! Lol

 

[Orithil]

But you know it's better when she does it!! Lol

Men without women jack off for pleasure, men with women jack off to stay in shape for their woman. We stroke it for the ladies in our lives, so we're not jumping into a marathon with only the ability to run the one minute mile, if you get my drift.

 

[giggles26]

But you know it's better when she does it!! Lol

Only if she keeps is well lubricated

 

[see4]

dude. op. you seriously need to get laid man. start off slow, go to a massage parlor, get a happy ending. then work your way up. try to get out every once and while. you never know when lightning could strike.