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yellowpackTOPman

New Member

• Apr 1, 2013

• #1

How many chicks do you think are rubbing one out right now?

 

GOD HERE

Well-Known Member

• Apr 1, 2013

• #2

50,000. At least.

 

yellowpackTOPman

New Member

• Apr 1, 2013

• #3

hahah you think only 50,000 if only one nice looking one was here with me

 

T.Huxley

Well-Known Member

• Apr 1, 2013

• #4

When in doubt, craigslist.




That was a joke. You don't want to end up a lampshade do ya?

 

yellowpackTOPman

New Member

• Apr 1, 2013

• #5

hahha hell no, lol

 

T.Huxley

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #6

I'm sure some chick in New Mexico is DJ scribbling herself. Go find her!

 

yellowpackTOPman

New Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #7

yeah, but cant just any thing that just breathes you know, im sure the bitch next door is leaking all over her mattress

 

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rooky1985

Active Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #8

yellowpackTOPman said:

yeah, but cant just any thing that just breathes you know, im sure the bitch next door is leaking all over her mattress

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Have you tried knocking on her door?

 

Orithil

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #9

More than you know, less than you want, but more than you'll get.

Best answer I can come up with.

 

Hepheastus420

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #10

Not sure.. but the ratio between guys masturbating and girls masturbating must be highly in the guys favor.

 

giggles26

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #11

Hepheastus420 said:

Not sure.. but the ratio between guys masturbating and girls masturbating must be highly in the guys favor.

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What is this masturbation that you speak of?

 

T.Huxley

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #12

Dildos are putting us out of commission! Raid the sex shops!

 

Orithil

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #13

Mr. Williams said it best Giggles, some men get a woman and stop jacking off, you don't get drafted to the NBA and stop practicing do you?

 

kinetic

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #14

During the hockey lock out in Canada sales of sex toys went up.

http://now.msn.com/nhl-lockout-sparks-rise-in-sex-toy-and-lingerie-sales

 

giggles26

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #15

Orithil said:

Mr. Williams said it best Giggles, some men get a woman and stop jacking off, you don't get drafted to the NBA and stop practicing do you?

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I got a woman and I still jack off lol

 

Orithil

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #16

giggles26 said:

I got a woman and I still jack off lol

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Having been perusing the Pics of Yourself thread...I now have a mental vision that even bleach can't get rid of.

Fucking thanks, Picasso. LOL

 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #17

giggles26 said:

I got a woman and I still jack off lol

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But you know it's better when she does it!! Lol

 

Orithil

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #18

lahadaextranjera said:

But you know it's better when she does it!! Lol

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Men without women jack off for pleasure, men with women jack off to stay in shape for their woman. We stroke it for the ladies in our lives, so we're not jumping into a marathon with only the ability to run the one minute mile, if you get my drift.

 

giggles26

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #19

lahadaextranjera said:

But you know it's better when she does it!! Lol

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Only if she keeps is well lubricated

 

see4

Well-Known Member

• Apr 2, 2013

• #20

dude. op. you seriously need to get laid man. start off slow, go to a massage parlor, get a happy ending. then work your way up. try to get out every once and while. you never know when lightning could strike.