Obama is giving himself a pay cut

[UncleBuck]

havent you heard? The Dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.



a place so fucked up, even your lesbian bookshops are run by dudes.

i'm still waiting for the bad stuff though. if that was it, my apologies.

 

[echelon1k1]

pity you don't have the ocean's mitigating influence on hot temps like we do here in oregon. u jelly.

so i guess i'm confused at the bolded part.

you seem to be challenging me to come down to ausfailia if i want to experience a "real" summer, and that the coastal climates are comfy where i am. which would seem to imply that my comfy climates are not "real" summers, but yours are, meaning they are scorching hot or something.

in any case, i've done both and i prefer these ocean mitigated temps.

don't try and deflect you silly cuckold cunt...

 

[echelon1k1]

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yep new south wales is a state, the state where most of your posts relate to, and where all your ausfailian newspaper website links come from.

california is a state too.

does that mean youre a moron?

context obviously confuses and angers you, so i gotta wonder why you keep following me around. seriously, im not into dudes, nor do i want any dudes in me. im all about the ladies.

Did you insert yourself into this thread and the "Israel First" thread to howl at the moon like your deranged pillow biting sister AJ? I think so... The foxman is strong in you!

 

[echelon1k1]

first, brushfires burn at high temps, but pass quickly, most trees will survive handily, as long as theres no ladder fuel to make a brushfire into a crown fire.

second, eucalyptus are not any better suited to survive brushfires than pine trees oak trees or maple trees.

third i have never heard of a eucalyptus tree exploding "thanks to the eucalyptus oil" and i spent several years on the firelines. creosote bushes go up like a roman candle, and pine trees can burst if their sap catches in a crownfire, but not eucalyptus

fourth, the tree that popped outside my house did not explode, that was a literary exaggeration, explained in the next few sentences to be a BURSTING from prolonged heat. this particular variety of eucalyptus has a soggy wet ass heartwood, and when it gets too hot for too long, it can POP "like an overheated hot-pocket" or did your ritalin wear off before you got to the last sentence?

eucalyptus explodes during fires here regularly you sill asshat... stop with the long winded responses that contain your warped ignorant republicunt view of the world... furthermore go see a doctor as your claims glyphosphate exposure does nothing to humans is absurd... or have you always been this fucking stupid?

 

[fb360]

I don't know how you guys got it to summers, but let me clear this up real quick:

Arizona:
I live in AZ, and the summers here are BRUTAL. We consistently have temps that get to 120+, and the PHX thermometer is always a few degrees cooler than the local reality. I have pictures of a thermocouple in a test car we had, reading 128 and 129F, and that thermocouple had just been calibrated and tested. The only advantage to our summer is that the heat is a very dry heat, but nevertheless 128 is 128.

I could also describe the summers in NY but they aren't that bad relatively speaking.

The worst though IMO:
Missouri and the mid-south:
My family has a house in Carl Junction MO (just outside of Joplin), where the summers are retarded. The temperature regularly gets to 105F, with a 100% humidity level. Now let me tell you, I've experienced 120+ for 8 years, and I would gladly take that over 105F and 100% humidity. You just cannot get cool or comfortable in that type of weather; ACs don't work; forget a swamp cooler, those things shut down well before that. If you take a shower to get fresh, within 5 minutes of being outside again you already are sweaty and requiring of another shower. It is miserable.

 

[echelon1k1]

ausfailia is subject to a high pressure tropical pocket which keeps that little island dryer than echelon's pussy. the much vaunted "heat" in ausfailia is only by comparison to countries like france, where they get deathtolls in the hundreds from "heatwaves" that stretch all the way into the high 80's.

yes thats right 85 degrees, and frenchies are dropping like echelon's panties on fleet week.

on the one hand its sad that french people are so laughably easy to kill, but on the other hand it does explain a lot about their success in military endeavours. but lets not get sidetracked laughing at the french...

new south wales (capital of ausfailia) has annual average highs in the 80's which is clearly high enouigh to keep their french population in check, but not particularly impressive when stacked up against anyplace in the mojave which as anyone who has ever seen a map can tell you covers about half of southen california all of arizona and most of nevada. the hilariously unoriginally named "Northern Territories" (echelon's home state) boasts annual highs of 97 degrees, which might make ausfailians or eurotrash faint from the vapours, but will go unremarked by even the pastiest of los angelenos. fuck even our ginger kids can take that kind of warmth.

but in echelon's defense, the heat does seem so much more oppressive when youre locked up for being a holocaust denier, getting ass fucked by an abo who got busted for huffing petrol and raping a cigarette machine outside the centrelink in alice springs.

it's pretty sad when all your entire tiny island nation has to recommend itself is the "oppressive heat" of 85-97 degrees, world dominance in the areas of shark attacks and jellyfish fatalities, and leading the world in per capita artificial noses.

and while ausfailia may be a shabby little island with a dry and unpleasant climate, swarming with crocodiles, venomous insects, deadly poisonous spiders, cheeky and aggressive snakes and the descendents of british child rapers, it suffers from a climate one would find in the middle of a desert in a civilized nation, on a civilized continent, but without the grand vistas, exotic rock formations or any other benefit which would make a resident of such a land resist the urge to put a bullet through his head, if you could even get a gun.

I love this country and nearly everything about it. Could we be better? Sure but I love a country where I WILL NOT get shot sitting in the back in my backyard, and should that statistical annomally occur, I can co straight to a hospital for free treatment and not have to expect a bill in the mail so high you'd have to sell your house.

I also LOVE a country that WON'T take my farm should I become a broke ass piece of shit (like Israel keynes) and cannot afford to pay my taxes....

 

[echelon1k1]

as long as echelon is their representative to RIU, i support it wholeheartedly.

Dissenting opinion. One of the overarching themes of this subforum is "bigotry is bad". Extending the dislike for a member of this board to a broader dislike of his ethnicity andor nationality qualifies as bigotry. Jmo. cn

When kynes has nothing he brings out Australia... When he wants to make a point of nothing he recalls Alex Jone verbatim...

Buck's much the same, but with spelling and grammer and will beat you with words should you seem bigoted, (ie. choom-boy) as long as that hate is directed at everyone else but arabs

kynes, much like his views on Israel and Palestine, doesn't realise Australia & Austria are separate countries on separate continents...

 

[actont]

Who is Obama?...Oh.... that guy

 

[Dr Kynes]

eucalyptus explodes during fires here regularly you sill asshat... stop with the long winded responses that contain your warped ignorant republicunt view of the world... furthermore go see a doctor as your claims glyphosphate exposure does nothing to humans is absurd... or have you always been this fucking stupid?

ha ha ha ha. ohh man youre so silly.

in ausfailia everything is just so shabby and ill-designed, but here in california where i was a wildland firefighter for some years, i have NEVER heard of a eucalyptus tree exploding. maybe your local trees have a built in design flaw, or maybe the knotholes where the pressure could escape are plugged up by the wrinkled cocks of the austrailian army's elite Treefucker Brigade.

glyphosate (which is of course just a strawman, but i'll humour you and your delusions of adequacy) is In-Offensive to mammals. even the motherfucking EU agrees with this assertion. but you dont understand all those big words like No Risk Of Harm, so ill take it to the wikipedia for you:

"The EPA considers glyphosate to be noncarcinogenic and relatively low in toxicity.[SUP][46][/SUP] The EPA considered a "worst case" dietary risk model of an individual eating a lifetime of food derived entirely from glyphosate-sprayed fields with residues at their maximum levels. This model indicated that no adverse health effects would be expected under such conditions.[SUP][46][/SUP] "
~http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosate

so thats another silly claim you can stop trotting out to distract from the hilarious antics of the ausfailian navy in trying to stop some boat people from drifting ashore....

 

[echelon1k1]

ha ha ha ha. ohh man youre so silly.

in ausfailia everything is just so shabby and ill-designed, but here in california where i was a wildland firefighter for some years, i have NEVER heard of a eucalyptus tree exploding. maybe your local trees have a built in design flaw, or maybe the knotholes where the pressure could escape are plugged up by the wrinkled cocks of the austrailian army's elite Treefucker Brigade.

glyphosate (which is of course just a strawman, but i'll humour you and your delusions of adequacy) is In-Offensive to mammals. even the motherfucking EU agrees with this assertion. but you dont understand all those big words like No Risk Of Harm, so ill take it to the wikipedia for you:

"The EPA considers glyphosate to be noncarcinogenic and relatively low in toxicity.[SUP][46][/SUP] The EPA considered a "worst case" dietary risk model of an individual eating a lifetime of food derived entirely from glyphosate-sprayed fields with residues at their maximum levels. This model indicated that no adverse health effects would be expected under such conditions.[SUP][46][/SUP] "
~http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosate

so thats another silly claim you can stop trotting out to distract from the hilarious antics of the ausfailian navy in trying to stop some boat people from drifting ashore....

But you're still farmless and jobless...

Ohhh and "ABO" is a racial slur you silly granpappy feltching foreskin hater...

 

[UncleBuck]

don't try and deflect you silly cuckold cunt...

why are you stealing my material again?

cannasylvan's clearly the cuckolded party on this board, there is no way to explain his racist rabbit rage beyond his wife taking on a BBC.

let's keep holy what needs to be kept holy. don't you dare try to steal my baby casket jokes away from stormfront red either.

 

[ChesusRice]

I don't know how you guys got it to summers, but let me clear this up real quick:

Arizona:
I live in AZ, and the summers here are BRUTAL. We consistently have temps that get to 120+, and the PHX thermometer is always a few degrees cooler than the local reality. I have pictures of a thermocouple in a test car we had, reading 128 and 129F, and that thermocouple had just been calibrated and tested. The only advantage to our summer is that the heat is a very dry heat, but nevertheless 128 is 128.

I could also describe the summers in NY but they aren't that bad relatively speaking.

The worst though IMO:
Missouri and the mid-south:
My family has a house in Carl Junction MO (just outside of Joplin), where the summers are retarded. The temperature regularly gets to 105F, with a 100% humidity level. Now let me tell you, I've experienced 120+ for 8 years, and I would gladly take that over 105F and 100% humidity. You just cannot get cool or comfortable in that type of weather; ACs don't work; forget a swamp cooler, those things shut down well before that. If you take a shower to get fresh, within 5 minutes of being outside again you already are sweaty and requiring of another shower. It is miserable.

Some stupid fucking kid ran down the street barefooted in Phoenix on a dare. Came back with all the skin on his feet hanging off. It's on youtube.

 

[Dr Kynes]

But you're still farmless and jobless...

Ohhh and "ABO" is a racial slur you silly granpappy feltching foreskin hater...

nope. it's a contraction. like "America" for the United States Of America, or Brazil for Estados Unidos De Brasil, or CockStain for australian holocaust deniers.

my grandfather's farm was lost many years ago, and im not jobless, but you certainly are butthurt, and a holocaust denier.

mind those australian speech codses that totally dont exist... you might wind up back in jail which is totally not a jail, for your holocaust denial, thats totally not holocaust denial.

youre particularly hilarious tonight, did you slam half a dozen cheap bitter lagers in a 40oz oil can, or did you hit the petrol station for a quick huff to Dreamtime?

 

[ChesusRice]

Dissenting opinion. One of the overarching themes of this subforum is "bigotry is bad". Extending the dislike for a member of this board to a broader dislike of his ethnicity andor nationality qualifies as bigotry. Jmo. cn

Australian is not an ethnicity
Unless you are a aboriginy

 

[Dr Kynes]

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hmm yes, i must be racist because i dont support your holocaust denials, and dont think israel should be pushed into the sea, clearly thats racist, but calling everyone who dissents fromn your perverted opinions a JEW is clearly the height of erudition.

thats why i love you so, youre the perfect example of the hypocrisy of morons who may be left or right on economic or political issues, but when challenged revert back to simultaneously calling others racist, and accusing them of being Kikes Heebs and foreskin haters.

ohh the sweet sweet irony.

 

[Canna Sylvan]

havent you heard? The Dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.



a place so fucked up, even your lesbian bookshops are run by dudes.

This is what happens when a Californian visits Oregon.

 

[UncleBuck]

This is what happens when a Californian visits Oregon.

you got it the wrong way, racist rabbit.

ya see, we have attendants pump our gas for us here, so the californians would be in no danger of blowing anything up, at least not more than any oregonian would be.

i think what you meant to imply was that if an oregonian visited california and had to pump their own gas, the result would be some sort of explosion. you were just too trembling with joy to make the joke right, which really speaks to the thoroughness and attention to detail of californians.

 

[nontheist]

Funny aint it?

Hates mexicans but like most skin heads has no other choice for supply of weed and meth

Aww the village idiot come out of hiding for a troll. A poor one at that. With all this talk I have never even seen besides news pictures a skin head, KKK member, white supremacy group in my life but to hear libtards talk they're fucking falling out of the sky landing on Mexican and blacks with baseball bats. Do you two goons think anyone that isn't libtarded buys that shit?

 

[Canna Sylvan]

you got it the wrong way, racist rabbit.

ya see, we have attendants pump our gas for us here, so the californians would be in no danger of blowing anything up, at least not more than any oregonian would be.

i think what you meant to imply was that if an oregonian visited california and had to pump their own gas, the result would be some sort of explosion. you were just too trembling with joy to make the joke right, which really speaks to the thoroughness and attention to detail of californians.

When I was a kid, my family made the mistake of visiting your state on a vacation. Your attention to detail attendant didn't even notice my grandfather pumping gas. When he was finally almost finished, one of your commie attendants came running over acting like you do here. It's a good thing my grandfather wasn't one of you ecoterrorists, otherwise you might be living in a non- communist state doing something with your life.

 

[nontheist]

nah, nonsenseist works 16 hour days and then comes home and tends to his land and fucks his wife like a porn star then grows the BEST WEED EVAR! and then has a beer and PWNS all of us.

he said so himself, so you know it's true, and not at all an embellishment caused by years of assaultive ass rape by clowns.

aww someone's jelly he doesn't have what it takes care to whine a little more on how such a fucking loser you are? It never gets old.