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Dr Kynes said:

havent you heard? The Dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.



a place so fucked up, even your lesbian bookshops are run by dudes.

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UncleBuck said:

pity you don't have the ocean's mitigating influence on hot temps like we do here in oregon. u jelly.

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UncleBuck said:

so i guess i'm confused at the bolded part.

you seem to be challenging me to come down to ausfailia if i want to experience a "real" summer, and that the coastal climates are comfy where i am. which would seem to imply that my comfy climates are not "real" summers, but yours are, meaning they are scorching hot or something.

in any case, i've done both and i prefer these ocean mitigated temps.

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Dr Kynes said:

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yep new south wales is a state, the state where most of your posts relate to, and where all your ausfailian newspaper website links come from.

california is a state too.

does that mean youre a moron?

context obviously confuses and angers you, so i gotta wonder why you keep following me around. seriously, im not into dudes, nor do i want any dudes in me. im all about the ladies.

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Dr Kynes said:

first, brushfires burn at high temps, but pass quickly, most trees will survive handily, as long as theres no ladder fuel to make a brushfire into a crown fire.

second, eucalyptus are not any better suited to survive brushfires than pine trees oak trees or maple trees.

third i have never heard of a eucalyptus tree exploding "thanks to the eucalyptus oil" and i spent several years on the firelines. creosote bushes go up like a roman candle, and pine trees can burst if their sap catches in a crownfire, but not eucalyptus

fourth, the tree that popped outside my house did not explode, that was a literary exaggeration, explained in the next few sentences to be a BURSTING from prolonged heat. this particular variety of eucalyptus has a soggy wet ass heartwood, and when it gets too hot for too long, it can POP "like an overheated hot-pocket" or did your ritalin wear off before you got to the last sentence?

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Dr Kynes said:

ausfailia is subject to a high pressure tropical pocket which keeps that little island dryer than echelon's pussy. the much vaunted "heat" in ausfailia is only by comparison to countries like france, where they get deathtolls in the hundreds from "heatwaves" that stretch all the way into the high 80's.

yes thats right 85 degrees, and frenchies are dropping like echelon's panties on fleet week.

on the one hand its sad that french people are so laughably easy to kill, but on the other hand it does explain a lot about their success in military endeavours. but lets not get sidetracked laughing at the french...

new south wales (capital of ausfailia) has annual average highs in the 80's which is clearly high enouigh to keep their french population in check, but not particularly impressive when stacked up against anyplace in the mojave which as anyone who has ever seen a map can tell you covers about half of southen california all of arizona and most of nevada. the hilariously unoriginally named "Northern Territories" (echelon's home state) boasts annual highs of 97 degrees, which might make ausfailians or eurotrash faint from the vapours, but will go unremarked by even the pastiest of los angelenos. fuck even our ginger kids can take that kind of warmth.

but in echelon's defense, the heat does seem so much more oppressive when youre locked up for being a holocaust denier, getting ass fucked by an abo who got busted for huffing petrol and raping a cigarette machine outside the centrelink in alice springs.

it's pretty sad when all your entire tiny island nation has to recommend itself is the "oppressive heat" of 85-97 degrees, world dominance in the areas of shark attacks and jellyfish fatalities, and leading the world in per capita artificial noses.

and while ausfailia may be a shabby little island with a dry and unpleasant climate, swarming with crocodiles, venomous insects, deadly poisonous spiders, cheeky and aggressive snakes and the descendents of british child rapers, it suffers from a climate one would find in the middle of a desert in a civilized nation, on a civilized continent, but without the grand vistas, exotic rock formations or any other benefit which would make a resident of such a land resist the urge to put a bullet through his head, if you could even get a gun.

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UncleBuck said:

as long as echelon is their representative to RIU, i support it wholeheartedly.

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cannabineer said:

Dissenting opinion. One of the overarching themes of this subforum is "bigotry is bad". Extending the dislike for a member of this board to a broader dislike of his ethnicity andor nationality qualifies as bigotry. Jmo. cn

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echelon1k1 said:

eucalyptus explodes during fires here regularly you sill asshat... stop with the long winded responses that contain your warped ignorant republicunt view of the world... furthermore go see a doctor as your claims glyphosphate exposure does nothing to humans is absurd... or have you always been this fucking stupid?

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Dr Kynes said:

ha ha ha ha. ohh man youre so silly.

in ausfailia everything is just so shabby and ill-designed, but here in california where i was a wildland firefighter for some years, i have NEVER heard of a eucalyptus tree exploding. maybe your local trees have a built in design flaw, or maybe the knotholes where the pressure could escape are plugged up by the wrinkled cocks of the austrailian army's elite Treefucker Brigade.

glyphosate (which is of course just a strawman, but i'll humour you and your delusions of adequacy) is In-Offensive to mammals. even the motherfucking EU agrees with this assertion. but you dont understand all those big words like No Risk Of Harm, so ill take it to the wikipedia for you:

"The EPA considers glyphosate to be noncarcinogenic and relatively low in toxicity.[SUP][46][/SUP] The EPA considered a "worst case" dietary risk model of an individual eating a lifetime of food derived entirely from glyphosate-sprayed fields with residues at their maximum levels. This model indicated that no adverse health effects would be expected under such conditions.[SUP][46][/SUP] "
~http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosate

so thats another silly claim you can stop trotting out to distract from the hilarious antics of the ausfailian navy in trying to stop some boat people from drifting ashore....

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echelon1k1 said:

don't try and deflect you silly cuckold cunt...

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fb360 said:

I don't know how you guys got it to summers, but let me clear this up real quick:

Arizona:
I live in AZ, and the summers here are BRUTAL. We consistently have temps that get to 120+, and the PHX thermometer is always a few degrees cooler than the local reality. I have pictures of a thermocouple in a test car we had, reading 128 and 129F, and that thermocouple had just been calibrated and tested. The only advantage to our summer is that the heat is a very dry heat, but nevertheless 128 is 128.

I could also describe the summers in NY but they aren't that bad relatively speaking.

The worst though IMO:
Missouri and the mid-south:
My family has a house in Carl Junction MO (just outside of Joplin), where the summers are retarded. The temperature regularly gets to 105F, with a 100% humidity level. Now let me tell you, I've experienced 120+ for 8 years, and I would gladly take that over 105F and 100% humidity. You just cannot get cool or comfortable in that type of weather; ACs don't work; forget a swamp cooler, those things shut down well before that. If you take a shower to get fresh, within 5 minutes of being outside again you already are sweaty and requiring of another shower. It is miserable.

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echelon1k1 said:

But you're still farmless and jobless...

Ohhh and "ABO" is a racial slur you silly granpappy feltching foreskin hater...

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cannabineer said:

Dissenting opinion. One of the overarching themes of this subforum is "bigotry is bad". Extending the dislike for a member of this board to a broader dislike of his ethnicity andor nationality qualifies as bigotry. Jmo. cn

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echelon1k1 said:

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Dr Kynes said:

havent you heard? The Dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.



a place so fucked up, even your lesbian bookshops are run by dudes.

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Canna Sylvan said:

This is what happens when a Californian visits Oregon.

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ChesusRice said:

Funny aint it?

Hates mexicans but like most skin heads has no other choice for supply of weed and meth

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UncleBuck said:

you got it the wrong way, racist rabbit.

ya see, we have attendants pump our gas for us here, so the californians would be in no danger of blowing anything up, at least not more than any oregonian would be.

i think what you meant to imply was that if an oregonian visited california and had to pump their own gas, the result would be some sort of explosion. you were just too trembling with joy to make the joke right, which really speaks to the thoroughness and attention to detail of californians.

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UncleBuck said:

nah, nonsenseist works 16 hour days and then comes home and tends to his land and fucks his wife like a porn star then grows the BEST WEED EVAR! and then has a beer and PWNS all of us.

he said so himself, so you know it's true, and not at all an embellishment caused by years of assaultive ass rape by clowns.

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