Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Figong]

I'd like to make some, with my neighbor. My wife doesn't approve.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I'd like to make some, with my neighbor. My wife doesn't approve.

HA!

My roommate asked me if I or my husband would film him and his girlfriend once.

 

[Figong]

HA!

My roommate asked me if I or my husband would film him and his girlfriend once.

Wow.. lol, interesting - how did that work out?

 

[kinetic]

*taps fingers*

So... anyone watch some good porn lately?

Weapons Of Ass Destruction 2 is good. Released about 8 years ago.

 

[BarnBuster]

I picked up a vap o pen and a cartridge to take on our trip. The cartridge is sealed and I don't think the battery will be a problem. Anyone see a problem with this going through the airport?

I'm thinking any device with a battery may alert them and be cause for inspection. As long as you can explain it.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Wow.. lol, interesting - how did that work out?

Well, I didn't want to do it because I was attracted to him already. Thought it would just make it worse. And I didn't want my husband to do it because I was worried he would get really turned on by it. Or the roomie would try to get him to join in or suck his dick.

Weapons Of Ass Destruction 2 is good. Released about 8 years ago.

Meh, ass play in porn doesn't really excite me.

 

[Figong]

What's red, swollen, and has 7 dents?

 

[BarnBuster]

Weapons Of Ass Destruction 2 is good. Released about 8 years ago.

That wouldn't be starring my all time favorite "Belladonna" would it?

 

[Figong]

That wouldn't be starring my all time favorite "Belladonna" would it?

She was in the original, I can confirm that.. not sure about 2 though.

 

[match box]

I'm thinking any device with a battery may alert them and be cause for inspection. As long as you can explain it.

So I can take some nicotine cartridges also. Thank you by the way.

 

[Nether Region]

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?

 

[Indagrow]

What's red, swollen, and has 7 dents?

Your new yaris?

 

[BarnBuster]

She was in the original, I can confirm that.. not sure about 2 though.

Did you see any of the ones she did when she was pregnant? Especially the mechanical tit milking episode. Hot.

 

[Nether Region]

Enough to kill two and a half men!

 

[Figong]

Did you see any of the ones she did when she was pregnant? Especially the mechanical tit milking episode. Hot.

Not at all that I can recall.. sounds pretty damn good though

 

[Indagrow]

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?

Steven Tyler estimated he has bought two million dollars worth of coke in his life time (citation needed)

 

[match box]

It is so dead in here...

Pie knows how to get things rolling.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Did you see any of the ones she did when she was pregnant? Especially the mechanical tit milking episode. Hot.

Sounds painful. Did you know the machines they use to milk cows have to be maintained and "tuned" to not hurt the cow? How the hell do they do that for a pregger woman?

Couldn't they just of painted her naked body black and white and had a rancher milk her tits?

 

[Figong]

Your new yaris?

hell no, I have a perfect driving record and drive offensively - I've dodged people trying to hit me more times than I can count.. but as for what's red, swollen and has 7 dents.. Snow White's cherry.

 

[Figong]

Dangledo posted a pic I just had in my head from a discussion Jan 29th - here it is.. self-explanatory: