Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[lahadaextranjera]

I'm sitting in the waiting room of the maternity wing awaiting to meet my new God son !!! It's taking ages !!

 

[Granny weed]

I'm sitting in the waiting room of the maternity wing awaiting to meet my new God son !!! It's taking ages !!

These things take time you know its got a small entry hole to this world Is their any news yet

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I'm back! She had a Caesarian so it was quick. He was a breech so we knew it'd be a C section. I arrived at hosp whilst she was in theatre. We're all very happy right now!! Plus relieved. 5.5llbs of cuteness!!

 

[KushXOJ]

Ex girlfriends are a trip man

 

[neosapien]

Ex girlfriends are a trip man

Yep. My last one was still sending me drunken texts YEARS after I dumped her cheating ass. Even one or two after I met my wife. I quickly deleted them as to avoid confusion and a possible homicide.

 

[RyanTheRhino]

Lost my car key a few days ago.But I keep finding zanny bars as I look for the keys.Not all bad~

ahahha you'll never find your keys if you keep finding Xanax. what was I doing again lol.

 

[sunni]

Yep. My last one was still sending me drunken texts YEARS after I dumped her cheating ass. Even one or two after I met my wife. I quickly deleted them as to avoid confusion and a possible homicide.

youre lucky mine KEEPS textng me, im like uh what do you want from me leave me alone plox.

 

[neosapien]

youre lucky mine KEEPS textng me, im like uh what do you want from me leave me alone plox.

That's one of the downfalls of being terminally pretty.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I've got to go and see my ex in a bit. I think we get on better now than when we were together!! Lol.

 

[budman111]

Yep. My last one was still sending me drunken texts YEARS after I dumped her cheating ass. Even one or two after I met my wife. I quickly deleted them as to avoid confusion and a possible homicide.

Thats scary, is she a bunny boiler?

 

[sunni]

That's one of the downfalls of being terminally pretty.

lol im flattered, no i think he just wants a booty call but he sure the fuck aint gettin it

 

[neosapien]

Thats scary, is she a bunny boiler?

I don't think she was that off her rocker. I was just awesome and she fucked up and she knew it.

 

[kinetic]

my ex was sending my wife FB messages telling her all the women I slept with and how Im no good.

 

[mellokitty]

youre lucky mine KEEPS textng me, im like uh what do you want from me leave me alone plox.

mine kept it up for 3 years until i told him i was preggo with mr kitty's kid.

*bang* ....... glorious wall of silence ........

 

[sunni]

mine kept it up for 3 years until i told him i was preggo with mr kitty's kid.

*bang* ....... glorious wall of silence ........

suppose i could lie

 

[mellokitty]

suppose i could lie

and INSIST that it's his (but only if it's been long enough that there's no way it is)

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I've got to go and see my ex in a bit. I think we get on better now than when we were together!! Lol.

whaaaaat?!

 

[see4]

youre lucky mine KEEPS textng me, im like uh what do you want from me leave me alone plox.

His name was Plox? What a weird name. No wonder you dumped him. Who on earth would name their child, Plox.

 

[see4]

mine kept it up for 3 years until i told him i was preggo with mr kitty's kid.

*bang* ....... glorious wall of silence ........

Guys can't be pregnant.

 

[see4]

lol im flattered, no i think he just wants a booty call but he sure the fuck aint gettin it

Booty call = Excuse me, I'd like to assss you a few questions.

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