Happy 4/20 from Boston

Trolling. Why you gotta hate man? Enjoy the day. It's 420. Mother earth is telling you to smoke her.

kinetic. I don't need vag today. I just need pot. Now, that's not to say, that when I go out that a girl decides to spread her legs, I would not pass up the opportunity to spider monkey that ass.

everyone. Im baked. I like mary, and mary likes me. I set her on fire and inhale her, she fucks with my brain cells. Its a symbiotic relationship.

Off to go organize the house.
 
Thanks for your concern! Boston is doing great. Caught the murderer. All the bars are back open again. Happy 420!!
Hell yeah amen to that brother now we just have to think of a creative and excruciatingly painful way to kill this s.o.b. Sand his skin off spray lemon juice on him then dump em in a tub of fire ants. Any other creative ideas?
 
I have yet to burn today. I'm deciding when the right time to feel physically like shit is. Nothing like hacking up blood and feeling like your throat is on fire from the inside out.


'least it ain't yer pecker burning like that....hope you kick that shit soon bro


and btw happy 4/20 everybody
 
Trolling. Why you gotta hate man? Enjoy the day. It's 420. Mother earth is telling you to smoke her.

kinetic. I don't need vag today. I just need pot. Now, that's not to say, that when I go out that a girl decides to spread her legs, I would not pass up the opportunity to spider monkey that ass.

everyone. Im baked. I like mary, and mary likes me. I set her on fire and inhale her, she fucks with my brain cells. Its a symbiotic relationship.

Off to go organize the house.

What does spider Monkey that ass mean?? I think I know buit would love to hear your version:-)
 
What does spider Monkey that ass mean?? I think I know buit would love to hear your version:-)

Have your lady lay on her back and position her hips facing upward. Then you swat over her pelvic area, point your erect penis downward and slam that bat home. Your movement should look like you are dipping teabags in a hot cup of water. Bloop bloop.

Or if you unable to swat... have her lay on her back with her hips positioned slightly upward and legs pointed upward. You lay on her like normal missionary, but now you position yourself in the pushup position and drop that bat. Pop pop pop.

That is spider monkey.
 
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